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29 Sep 2006, 6:15 pm

www.urbandictionary.com wrote:
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where chickens go to dance to footloose.
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It makes no sense...perfect :D


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29 Sep 2006, 6:24 pm

623. Keep in mind that the world has seen problems much larger than yours.


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29 Sep 2006, 9:46 pm

624. Keep in mind that you are the largest problem the world has ever seen. Take pride in that. Hitler, Stalin, Bush, global warming, the Black Plague; you're a bigger problem than all of them. Congratulations.



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30 Sep 2006, 4:55 am

625. Join a club.


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30 Sep 2006, 2:23 pm

626. Club a seal.

627. Don't worry, be happy.



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30 Sep 2006, 2:33 pm

628. Take a horse-drawn carriage ride early in the morning, when the world is just waking up.


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30 Sep 2006, 4:43 pm

629. Consider trying brain expansion work, whereby you develop both sides of your brain to make you a more well-rounded person.


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30 Sep 2006, 8:04 pm

630. Eat 10 meals a day and never exercise. This will also make you a well-rounded, albeit sweaty, person.



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30 Sep 2006, 8:09 pm

631. Allow yourself the luxury of working through your emotional baggage and not just pushing it under the rug.


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30 Sep 2006, 8:35 pm

632. I know this guy, Wacky Ernie, of Wacky Ernie's Emotional Emporium. He's got great deals on emotional baggage storage units. Get this, he's offering a twelve-imaginary-cubic-yard unit for only $39.95 per month, with a $20 security deposit. He'll keep your emotional baggage locked up nice and tight, and it'll be there whenever you need it. Just call 555-BAGS. That's Wacky Ernie's Emotional Emporium, off of Route 44 in Seekonk. Tell them Werbie sent you.



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30 Sep 2006, 8:55 pm

633. Examine how well you have done so far in dealing with your heartache. Vow to do even better in the future.


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30 Sep 2006, 9:14 pm

634. Go find a body of water and just listen and enjot it. If it's the loudest thing you hear, then you are truly blessed. Skip a rock over it, before you leave.


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01 Oct 2006, 5:47 am

635. Go to confession this week if you feel burdened.


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01 Oct 2006, 8:49 am

(Inspired by Werbert's grand efforts.)

635. (a) Go to someone else's confession and take notes. Have the press waiting when they exit.

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01 Oct 2006, 8:53 am

637. Remember holidays. Remind yourself to have fun.


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01 Oct 2006, 8:53 am

636. Do a little of your weekend chores all week and save the weekend to do something FUN!


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