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01 Oct 2006, 9:44 am

638. Heal your broken heart with a spiritual Band-Aid.

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02 Oct 2006, 5:26 am

639. Act like yourself—only you can be you!

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02 Oct 2006, 9:07 am

Yes. Be yourself and remember that if you can feel bad for no reason ( which you have spent too much time doing), then:

640. you can FEEL GOOD for no reason.

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02 Oct 2006, 3:10 pm

This may be a double but:
641: Allow yourself to have a 'calming stim' session/

Too lazy to read it all.

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02 Oct 2006, 6:34 pm

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642. Stand back from your problems and get a clear perspective on your troubles.

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03 Oct 2006, 5:43 am

643. Be a law-abiding citizen. (Now is not the time to get into any kind of trouble.)

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03 Oct 2006, 7:12 am

644. Who's the most depressing, pathetic excuse for a human you can think of? Consider that, but for the cosmic lottery of birth, that person could be you.

645. Listen to The Polyphonic Spree's first album.

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03 Oct 2006, 6:16 pm

646: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OskzXrXqA&NR

'nuf said.

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03 Oct 2006, 6:44 pm

647. Never stop learning and growing, even if you are ninety years old!

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03 Oct 2006, 6:45 pm

DirtDawg wrote:

(Inspired by Werbert's grand efforts.)

635. (a) Go to someone else's confession and take notes. Have the press waiting when they exit.

A post worthy of the great one himself.

647. Keep notes for ideas on how to have fun.

Remember, there are good friends and there are true friends. A good firend will come and bail you out of jail (Gaol for all you Brits). A true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

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03 Oct 2006, 7:01 pm

werbert wrote:

Remember, there are good friends and there are true friends. A good firend will come and bail you out of jail (Gaol for all you Brits). A true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

648. Learn the fine art of being able to apologize with grace and dignity. (particularly useful in these kinds of situations)

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03 Oct 2006, 7:19 pm

649. Learn the fine art of getting down on your knees and groveling.

650. Siphon gas from someone else's tank. It'll keep your mind off high gas prices.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:29 pm

651. Get you a Redneck Gas card ....a siphoning hose.

652. A true friend will bust you out of jail. So buy your true friend a cutting torch for
GarlicMass this Oct 31.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:37 pm

653. Protest the blatant commercialism that has creeped into Garlicmas over the years.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:54 pm

654: Attempt to assasinate head writer of Olive Garden commercials.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:56 pm

655. Dont keep everything bottled up inside of yourself, it's important to let go once in a while. And with that in mind, blow a big loud smelly fart, just whenever you want from now on. Be free!

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