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03 Oct 2006, 7:57 pm

656. Take Tinky's contract and take those ba$tard out. Use the money to buy a large
Mechanical Monster suite for Holloween.

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03 Oct 2006, 8:01 pm

657. Celebrate a nice, quiet, traditional Garlicmas at home with your family. Don't bother with all these cutting torches and monster suits.

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03 Oct 2006, 8:02 pm

658. Learn to count cards

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03 Oct 2006, 8:04 pm

659: following the counting of the cards, burn the cards. fire...

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03 Oct 2006, 8:11 pm

JJ wrote:

658. Learn to count cards

67? . Forget the card counting get 10 guys in father GarlicMas suites and hit a casino
money storage room.

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03 Oct 2006, 8:12 pm

661: then burn the casino! ahaha!

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03 Oct 2006, 8:18 pm

662. Go see a movie, "Garlic's Eleven."

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03 Oct 2006, 8:30 pm

663. Seeing as Tinky burnt down what was once your favourite casino, it is only fair to go hunt down Tinky and lead pioneering research into new torturing methods. See it as taking up a new hobby.

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03 Oct 2006, 8:39 pm

664: move to random island where you can't be hunted down. Have a mango or two. (be sure not to burn entire island if even possible)

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03 Oct 2006, 8:50 pm

665. Live a graceful, rich life.

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03 Oct 2006, 10:47 pm

666: Blackmail any people who have to with the making of:the olive garden:italian restaurant's commercials, walker, texas ranger, the teletubbies, bad car commercials, and bad disney sequels of classic disney movies.

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04 Oct 2006, 5:19 am

667. Resist the useless emotion of being melancholy.

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04 Oct 2006, 11:14 am

668. If you keep getting jobs you hate or can't perform well - think about starting your own business and do what makes you happy for a living. What makes you happy?

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04 Oct 2006, 2:13 pm

669. Buy yourself a cheap guitar and learn to play your favourite songs on it.

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04 Oct 2006, 2:37 pm

670. Create Fight Club.

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04 Oct 2006, 6:26 pm

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671. Spread hope and good cheer to everyone you meet today.

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