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04 Oct 2006, 6:59 pm

672. Become a good listener to other people's troubles, and you will never be lonely again.


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04 Oct 2006, 9:23 pm

673. Assume the role of gay pal to a group of women and hope they try to convert you to heterosexuality. Or be there when they're on the rebound. Whatever gets you the most tail.



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04 Oct 2006, 11:24 pm

"You live for the fight when that's all that you've got." Jon Bon Jovi

674. Hug a hobo, but take a shower afterwards.



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05 Oct 2006, 4:14 am

Questions to ask yourself:
How can I solve this problem?
How can I make myself feel better?
Who can help me?
Where can I go to feel better?
What steps can I take to make my life better?
What else can I do to ease my pain today?

675. Try role-playing with a trusted friend to get a different handle on your situation.


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05 Oct 2006, 7:56 am

676. Write a criticism of your friend's performance. Submit it to the local paper.



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05 Oct 2006, 11:12 am

I find that talking to people about problems helps tremindously.... so I help in the chat to help other feel happy..... that makes me happy... so yeah.

677 Helping others


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05 Oct 2006, 6:37 pm

678. Attend a workshop of interest to you.


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05 Oct 2006, 6:43 pm

679. Treat everyone you meet with respect. That includes yourself.


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05 Oct 2006, 11:21 pm

MrMark wrote:
678. Attend a workshop of interest to you.


Werbert G. Krebs: WORK?!

680. Talk smack to your computer.



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06 Oct 2006, 4:19 am

681. Before you make any major change, examine all the far-reaching consequences.


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06 Oct 2006, 6:23 am

682. Look at a pretty drawing done by a child.



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06 Oct 2006, 6:49 am

683. Give yourself time to cool off if you feel hot and testy!


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06 Oct 2006, 3:57 pm

684. If you are about to talk to your wife/husband/partner/SO, get good and angry before doing so. Especially think about all the rude and rotten things they have done to you, and how much life they suck out of you. Remember, it's not an argument unless they can hear it in Bangla Desh.



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06 Oct 2006, 4:28 pm

685. Eat some Garlic.


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06 Oct 2006, 7:23 pm

686. Stop planning your future by glancing back over your shoulder.


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06 Oct 2006, 7:41 pm

687. Let all decisions from now be determined by dice. Carry them in your pocket. When you need to choose between left and right, use them!