1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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06 Oct 2006, 7:54 pm

688. Attend a pet parade and join in the fun.


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06 Oct 2006, 7:58 pm

689. Just before you go to sleep, look out the window, draw the curtains and let the moonlight in. Stare at the big black sky above and loose yourself in the size of it. Look intently at the moon. Try to memorise the image.You are insignificant in comparison. Now sleep...



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07 Oct 2006, 11:18 am

690. Imagine that you are seeing the world for the very first time.


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07 Oct 2006, 1:44 pm

691. Alter a setting on your watch.



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07 Oct 2006, 2:02 pm

692. Set up an altar to your watch.



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07 Oct 2006, 2:26 pm

693. Use a slingshot to shoot marbles at cop cars.


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07 Oct 2006, 2:35 pm

694. Once in prison for shooting marbles at cop cars with a sling shot, shack up with some big dude named Bubba. Take care of the housework that needs to be done around the cell so that, when Bubba comes home from the license plate shop, he'll be able to relax without having to worry about an impromptu contraband check.



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07 Oct 2006, 3:12 pm

695. Remember that "sour grapes" are bitter. You can't enjoy them!


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07 Oct 2006, 3:17 pm

696: Pretend as if what Mrmark just said wasn't the cheesiest thing you've ever heard. :wink:


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07 Oct 2006, 3:32 pm

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697. Spend an afternoon at a park feeding the birds to escape from the realities of everyday life.


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07 Oct 2006, 5:19 pm

698. Rig a noose to catch a pigeon and invite all your friends to join you for a special thanksgiving dinner.


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They murdered boys in Mississippi. They shot Medgar in the back.
Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
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07 Oct 2006, 5:38 pm

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."
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699. View the planet as a wonderful, warm, safe, friendly place, and as you do your world will change for the better.


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07 Oct 2006, 6:38 pm

700. Want to know what you are really thinking? Start paying close attention to your moment-to-moment thoughts.


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07 Oct 2006, 7:01 pm

701. When you make it through a particularly tough day, give yourself a reward.


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07 Oct 2006, 7:30 pm

702. Ask yourself what you need to do to change your sad mood to a happy mood, then do it.


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07 Oct 2006, 8:01 pm

703. Remember, the good news about hitting rock bottom is that the only way to go is up!


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