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29 Aug 2018, 12:14 pm

Nearly all of the professional comedians that used to make me laugh as a kid or young adult are now either dead or afflicted with dementia, and none of the current 'comedians' are funny. Insults are not funny. Profanity is not funny. Defecation, menstruation, and urination are not funny. "White Guy jokes" are not funny. Even Trump jokes have lost their humorous edge.

Would someone please make me laugh?

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29 Aug 2018, 12:32 pm

^ tickle, tickle, tickle ...

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29 Aug 2018, 8:10 pm

BeaArthur wrote:

^ tickle, tickle, tickle ...

That is NOT where I am ticklish, human.

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29 Aug 2018, 8:25 pm

Fnord, is this your humor?

People Walking into Glass Windows and Doors

Especially the ending

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29 Aug 2018, 10:56 pm

Fnord wrote:

it's time you delve deep into the deep and complex world of mems (Reddit is self referential enough to warrant a few days of meme scavenging)

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Gallia
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29 Aug 2018, 11:03 pm

let me help -

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29 Aug 2018, 11:08 pm

Are you high Gallia? :wink:

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Gallia
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29 Aug 2018, 11:09 pm

are you?

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29 Aug 2018, 11:21 pm

Gallia wrote:

are you?

I am tall, does that count? :wink:

At least post some good memes for my good friend Fnord:

11 MIN OF DANK DOG MEMES

Don't think Fnord is into this though.

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30 Aug 2018, 5:37 am

LoneLoyalWolf wrote:

I am tall, does that count? :wink:

i'll allow it

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30 Aug 2018, 8:45 am

LoneLoyalWolf wrote:

Are you high Gallia? :wink:

but no, i'm not high, just moving house so hyper stressed out

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30 Aug 2018, 8:48 am

Gallia wrote:

but no, i'm not high, just moving house so hyper stressed out

Was just teasing :mrgreen:

. Well, maybe it's a flat or a high apartment?

Anyway, all joking aside, hope your move goes well. Good luck!

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30 Aug 2018, 8:50 am

LoneLoyalWolf wrote:

Gallia wrote:

but no, i'm not high, just moving house so hyper stressed out

Was just teasing :mrgreen:

. Well, maybe it's a flat or a high apartment?

Anyway, all joking aside, hope your move goes well. Good luck!

Thank you!

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30 Aug 2018, 4:21 pm

Fnord wrote:

Who did you find funny?

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30 Aug 2018, 7:05 pm

I think Fnord might be a lost cause.

For you, a special meme:

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31 Aug 2018, 3:02 am

Want to die.
Things aren't going well.
Gets hard to laugh about this s**t.
Legs are going on me.
Sight is getting worse by the day.
Oh, and I wet myself.
f*****g hilarious isn't it?

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