Todd489 wrote:
-10. I was terribly depressed all day. All I thought about all morning was suicide, and all I thought about all night was coming home, sitting down, and relaxing online. And you know what? The chairs are gone. I am standing as I type this. My roommate must've taken them somewhere, and of course the insufferable pig lacked the common courtesy to leave a note or something. God, how I hate men! This room is filthy, and of course I'm the one who'll have to clean it. He doesn't even put his food away after he eats. There are Frosted Flakes on my computer desk. There are bookmarks on my net browser for stupid video game sites. I cannot begin to understand how there are any women in this world who aren't lesbians, if this is the way all average men act!
1.Don't kill yourself, and, if you do, leave a note so we don't think you just vanished or were taken to Guantanamo.
2.You are a man, or so says your profile. As am I, and a lot of other people. A lot of women aren't lesbians because there are guys who break this rule, along with the fact that, on a purely evolutionary level, lesbianism isn't really conducive to the continuation of the species.
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