1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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09 Oct 2006, 8:23 pm

719. After clipping your toenails, keep the clippings. When you have about 150,000, set up a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.

720. Play a game of chicken with shopping carts. Inside the grocery store.

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10 Oct 2006, 1:13 am

721. Collect belly button lint. Anyone got a bigger collection than this guy?
http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

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10 Oct 2006, 4:37 am

722. Let go of every mental habit that holds you back.

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10 Oct 2006, 7:23 pm

723: give candy back to NT kid after he sicks his dalmatian on you.

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10 Oct 2006, 7:28 pm

724. If the road that you are on isn't bringing you personal fulfillment, take a new path.

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10 Oct 2006, 7:44 pm

Hey MrMark, that was a good one.

Direct hit.

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10 Oct 2006, 10:18 pm

725. Eat some raw pork. The trichinosis will take your mind off whatever's bothering you.

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10 Oct 2006, 10:57 pm

726: if you have a dog then go here: http://office.microsoft.com/clipart/res ... ery=animal
let the taunting begin...

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11 Oct 2006, 12:09 am

727. Eat some Jell-O pudding.

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11 Oct 2006, 5:48 am

"Man, like a bridge, was designed to carry the load of the moment, not the combined weight of a year at once."
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728. Let life happen. Loosen up!

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11 Oct 2006, 6:44 pm

729. Once you learn from your misfortunes, pass on your knowledge to others.

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11 Oct 2006, 7:14 pm

730. Find a new role model each week until you are back on your feet.

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12 Oct 2006, 7:30 am

731. Set some new priorities for yourself.

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12 Oct 2006, 7:55 pm

732. Once you get into good physical shape, work at stating that way.

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13 Oct 2006, 12:10 am

733. Scream at the top of your lungs at no one in particular, let out all the rage you possibly can, trust me, it feels awesome.

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13 Oct 2006, 3:00 am

734. Log on to Myspace and find out that someone that lives very far away is comforting you with a reply to your angry rant about life

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