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15 Oct 2006, 8:23 am

752. Sing a happy tune in the rain.

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15 Oct 2006, 8:30 am

753) Sing a happy tune at your mother-in-laws funneral.

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15 Oct 2006, 8:34 am

754. Keep in mind that time is a great healer.

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15 Oct 2006, 3:06 pm

755. Climb to the top of a Heritage Routemaster and slide down its Pole. :twisted: :wink:

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15 Oct 2006, 3:28 pm

756. If you feel that you can't eat, drink a protien beverage to help keep your strength up.

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16 Oct 2006, 3:51 am

Just re-watching the topic.

number x: Perform the dead parrot sketch

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16 Oct 2006, 4:49 am

"The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide."
-HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

758. Make a list of all the grudges you are holding. Now forgive each and every one of them.

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16 Oct 2006, 12:10 pm

759. Remind yourself that the lowest ebb indicates an incoming tsunami.

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16 Oct 2006, 6:39 pm

760. Know that you are a spiritual being having a human experience.

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16 Oct 2006, 11:03 pm

761. It's not as bad as you thought it would be—until tomorrow!

762. God loves everyone unconditionally unless they are gay, unpatriotic, drug abusers, un-Christian, liberal, or otherwise human.

763. Tomorrow is always just one day away.

764. You aren't who you once were and won't be again who you are today.

765. Sometimes someone else messes up instead of you.

766. You can have your cake and eat it too.

767. On the bright side, even if the cake is poisoned, you won't feel the effects for very long.

768. You are the very best you there is. No one else but you can be you.

769. 69 is a funny number, isn't it?

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17 Oct 2006, 5:04 am

770. Your pain will lessen with each sunrise, so look forward to each new day.

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17 Oct 2006, 11:48 am

771. Your pain will lessen with every opiate pill you take, so make your MD give you a prescription.

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17 Oct 2006, 6:25 pm

772. Learn not to worry.

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17 Oct 2006, 6:37 pm

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772. Learn not to worry.

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17 Oct 2006, 6:48 pm

"The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping-stones is the way a man uses them."
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773. Pick a bouquet of wildflowers.

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17 Oct 2006, 7:13 pm

774:put on anti-itching cream when you realize that some of those "flowers" were poison ivy.

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