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05 Dec 2018, 4:38 pm

I put an intravenous (IV) cannula in my arm hoping to bleed out - didn't work - felt like a twat


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05 Dec 2018, 4:40 pm

Me cutting up my pizza after I burned it

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05 Dec 2018, 4:41 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Me cutting up my pizza after I burned it

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At least the tomato sauce is still good! :D



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05 Dec 2018, 4:49 pm

I stabbed myself 4 times in the forearm with a pair of scissors.
Felt like a twat because I did it in front of my partner and he had to restrain me or I would have kept going.
I'm usually very sneaky about my self harm.

I was stabbed in the thigh at work.
Luckily they didn't use a lot of force, so it wasn't too bad.
It was more like a "f**k you" stab rather than an "I'm going to f**k you up" stab.


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05 Dec 2018, 4:55 pm

I was stabbed in the arm by another classmate with a pencil in Middle School and after that I was transferred to a school for kids with Aspergers and other disabilities.

Also once I was so angry I literally stabbed myself in the arm with one of my mom's tweezers but I hid it under a long sleeve so that I wouldn't get in trouble. It actually left a scar.



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05 Dec 2018, 5:18 pm

I was prentending to be Tarzan as a kid , I was running around in my underpants with a knife , I made a rope swing and swung from the bannisters , made an “Aah-eeh-ah-eeh-aaaaaah-eeh-ah-eeh-aaaaah!” call , fell and stabbed myself in the leg witha fruit knife up to the hilt. - stupid twat :lol:


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05 Dec 2018, 5:29 pm

Is there a difference between a twit and a twat? :D



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05 Dec 2018, 5:33 pm

the latter is what happens to a twit if he ain't careful.



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05 Dec 2018, 5:34 pm

TW1ZTY wrote:
Is there a difference between a twit and a twat? :D


and a twosh?


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05 Dec 2018, 5:40 pm

Twit is spelt with an "I"
Twat is not


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05 Dec 2018, 5:46 pm

When you did first aid and they had that dummy you had to give CPR to...

The guy's been cut in half and has no arms, he's not going to want resuscitation.


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05 Dec 2018, 5:46 pm

I predict the next name change to be (.)



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05 Dec 2018, 5:56 pm

Evil Mermaid Art by Anne Stoke.

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05 Dec 2018, 5:59 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
Is there a difference between a twit and a twat? :D


and a twosh?


and twot


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05 Dec 2018, 6:02 pm

Whst about a tweet?



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05 Dec 2018, 6:03 pm

baby twit?