1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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19 Oct 2006, 3:22 pm

802. Place fresh flowers in unexpected places to brighten up your world:
Inside the refrigerator
Around your bathtub
In your car
In the laundry room
On your back porch

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19 Oct 2006, 9:14 pm

803. Move out, of your folks are driving you nuts.

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20 Oct 2006, 3:27 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

803. Move out, of your folks are driving you nuts.

Um, I moved out of my mom about 22 years ago. Turns out it was only a 9-month lease.

804. DISCO!

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20 Oct 2006, 5:03 am

"The more difficult the obstacle, the stronger one becomes after hurdling it."
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805. Keep yourself out of traffic jams. You don't need that type of annoyance at this point in your life.

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20 Oct 2006, 6:41 am

806. If you can't avoid traffic jams, buy a tank so you can drive over the cars that are jamming the road.

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20 Oct 2006, 6:52 am

"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."
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807. Don't sprint through your recovery period because you find it difficult.

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20 Oct 2006, 11:46 am

808: Thrash on a guitar and rave like a troglodyte

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20 Oct 2006, 12:22 pm

809: Read through '1001 ways to cheer yourself up'
810: Sign up at wrongplanet.net.

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20 Oct 2006, 2:13 pm

811. Be glad you're not a Mets fan.

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20 Oct 2006, 3:08 pm

812. Be glad that you're not an NT.

If you're an aspie male:

813. Be glad that you're neither an NT nor an NT woman.

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20 Oct 2006, 6:11 pm

814. Stop telling yourself what you "should have done."

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20 Oct 2006, 7:10 pm

815. Make a list of all the mottoes and "truths" that you live by. Are there any that need to be changed?

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20 Oct 2006, 11:14 pm

816. Steal whatever book MrMark is getting his ideas from.

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20 Oct 2006, 11:23 pm

817. Scientific studies have shown that 97.6% of all unhappiness originates with wearing tight underwear. Therefore, you should go commando.

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21 Oct 2006, 5:27 am

818. Learn when to say enough is enough!

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21 Oct 2006, 8:09 am

Read through the 'butcher languages here' thread
Participate in said thread

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