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21 Oct 2006, 8:16 am

820. Remember, going with the flow of life is much easier than swimming against the tide.

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21 Oct 2006, 1:05 pm

821:go to your computer's control panel and change your computer settings.

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21 Oct 2006, 1:27 pm

822. Just because you make a mistake doesn't mean you are a mistake.

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21 Oct 2006, 2:03 pm

823:the final countdown! listen to it, and prepare to dance around like a monkey

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21 Oct 2006, 2:05 pm

824 - Watch Madness Combat!

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21 Oct 2006, 2:20 pm

825. Spend some time trying to figure out whether tides actually flow.

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21 Oct 2006, 2:42 pm

"Life is a voyage in which we choose neither vessel nor weather, but much can be done in the management of the sails and the guidance of the helm."
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826. Understand that if you keep moving in the direction of your dreams, you will eventually reach them, even if you take small steps during the difficult periods of your life.

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21 Oct 2006, 2:50 pm

Alternative wrote:

824 - Watch Madness Combat!

827) Watch it some more

828) Listen to Liberi Fatali

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21 Oct 2006, 2:53 pm

829. Listening to other people gripe is unproductive, so swear off it right this minute.

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21 Oct 2006, 6:18 pm

830. (Bleeping) MrMark, always telling us what to do. Who does he think he is? Jack Kemp?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:59 pm

werbert wrote:

830. (Bleeping) MrMark, always telling us what to do. Who does he think he is? Jack Kemp?

do not insult his markiness! he'll smite you with his many random quotations and unknown authors.

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21 Oct 2006, 7:51 pm

831. Never allow others to coerce you into making a decision that doesn't feel right to you.

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22 Oct 2006, 6:01 am

832. If someone is yelling and it hurts your ears, put earplugs in, then fire a gun right next to THEIR ear.

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22 Oct 2006, 6:25 am

833. Participate in a laughing contest.

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22 Oct 2006, 11:29 am

834. Wind someone up.

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22 Oct 2006, 11:38 am

835. Drink some single malt.

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