#863- Blow bubbles. Get a bubble wand and use a bucket of water with dish liquid. I like doing this, drives my dog crazy.
#864- Chew 2 or 3 pieces of bubble gum at once. Again, blow some bubbles......mmmm.....sugary bubbles, I suppose this won't work for the gum hating type.
#865- Go for a walk and kick a rock, fallen apple, etc, as you go. See if you can make it all the way home.
#866- Talk to an old person, they have a tendancy to tell stories so horrible they make you feel better about your own life.