1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

Page 50 of 73 [ 1159 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53 ... 73  Next

werbert
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 May 2006
Age: 49
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,069

28 Oct 2006, 2:12 am

880. To increase your gut's deductive reasoning abilities, make sure to feed it regularly with chocolate cakes and candy.


_________________
Still looking for my antidiluvian baby


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

28 Oct 2006, 3:53 am

881. Plan to have some excitement in your life.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

29 Oct 2006, 9:41 am

882. Spend your bonus on a needy child.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

29 Oct 2006, 10:47 am

883. Go somewhere boring which'll take your mind off your sadness.



MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

29 Oct 2006, 12:31 pm

884. Improve your standard of living.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


Topher
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 430
Location: Bristol

29 Oct 2006, 12:43 pm

885: Always keep your mind occupied with something you enjoy :)



MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

29 Oct 2006, 12:51 pm

885. Change happens in different stages—look for unexpected turns and twists.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

29 Oct 2006, 2:19 pm

886. Learn to be a good listener, so that you'll never be lonely again. Here's how:

Don't tell your story, just listen
Lean toward the person talking
Ask questions
Never interrupt
Stop making judgements
Keep your eyes on the speaker

If you are a good listener, you'll have more friends.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

29 Oct 2006, 2:28 pm

887. Read a book from the New York Times best-seller list.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

30 Oct 2006, 8:34 pm

888. Shop for shut-ins and you'll appreciate your freedom.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

31 Oct 2006, 5:44 am

889. Mow the lawn of an elderly neighbor on a hot summer day.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


blue_bean
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 10,617
Location: Behind the wheel

31 Oct 2006, 6:25 am

890. Indulge in some retail therapy



MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

31 Oct 2006, 6:32 am

891. Choose to adopt an outlook of gratitude and appreciation.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


TheMachine1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,011
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.

31 Oct 2006, 6:35 am

892. Reading about Dr NT's untimely life span adjustment in the mourning paper
while dring a cup of hot coco.



MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

31 Oct 2006, 6:38 am

893. Make a winning bid at a charity auction.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


TheMachine1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,011
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.

31 Oct 2006, 6:43 am

894. Take Dr NT's skull home from the Aspie Defense Organization charity auction. :twisted: