1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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28 Nov 2006, 6:01 am

Good morning!

1,011. Sing your blues in the shower, and let the water wash your troubles away (at least for a few minutes).

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28 Nov 2006, 7:11 pm

MrMark wrote:

Good morning!

1,011. Sing your blues in the shower, and let the water wash your troubles away (at least for a few minutes).

1012. After the neighbors complain, explain to the police that you were not torturing anyone in your shower.

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28 Nov 2006, 10:26 pm

1013. Post in your favourite Accented Thread.

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28 Nov 2006, 10:37 pm

1014 have a nice cold can of pepsi.. to da max! =o

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29 Nov 2006, 7:01 am

Good morning!

1015. Go to the nearest church and light a candle and say a prayer for yourself.

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30 Nov 2006, 6:47 am

1,016. Send out loving thoughts to your enemies.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:14 pm

1,017:don't go in too deep with the love. ex.:make sure that these letters don't contain marriage proprosals so as not to confuse your poor enemy
1,018:rake up a pile of leaves, jump into the leaves. afterwards, go inside and have a nice cup of hot chocolate or whatever hot beverage you prefer.

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01 Dec 2006, 6:12 am

1,019, If you're one of the bravehearted, turn yourself upside down by working in your weaknesses.

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02 Dec 2006, 5:43 pm

1,020. Focus your attention on the good things in your life and not on the bad things.

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03 Dec 2006, 7:35 am

1,021. It is tough to do, but give up trying to control others in your life.

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03 Dec 2006, 8:09 am

1022, Stop posting in some crazy old thread that should have died off when it hit 1001 and go try some of the things previously mentioned.

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04 Dec 2006, 5:13 am

1,023. Pay off all your credit cards.

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04 Dec 2006, 9:08 am

1,024 take solace in the fact you were never stupid enough to get a credit card

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05 Dec 2006, 5:35 am

1,025. Keep in mind that how you "see" the world is how it will be.

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06 Dec 2006, 7:02 am

1,026. It's been said before but i'll say it again. Dance.

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06 Dec 2006, 7:13 am

1,027. Stay in bed a half hour longer in the morning to spoil yourself.

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