Do you always hear how you look like Oscar Wilde?

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Who are you? Who am I?

Are we the person who laughs when people do embarrassing things in front of us at a party?

Are we the person who cries at funerals and thinks what is left?

Are we the person who patronisingly tells others how to cook something?

Are we the person who wonders why nobody talks to them and why when they try to talk to others they never get noticed?

Are we the person who has wasted more money than we can remember?

Are we the person who is occasionally acknowledged in a pitiful way?

This post confuses me.

Is this some kind of survey?

Don't take the questions literally. They are all questions I'm asking myself.

Do you know what I hate? Boring people who do everything by the book. They are everywhere.

Where is the interesting dialogue? The intriguing plotlines? I see my whole life laid out before me.

Ever more tedious Christmas gatherings with the family. Kissing ass just to survive and get a dull job.

Bankers who won't lend money. Homes with high prices. High unemployment. Excessively strict laws.

People always being late, late for an important date, no time to say hello, goodbye, they're late, they're late, they're late.

Someone help me, please. I'm training to be a chef and I want more to my life than ending up just being some anonymous grunt in a kitchen who no one knows or cares about.

Give me some meaning. Give me an offer.

I like going to bars but I don't know how to talk to people. The barriers are too high. I don't know what to do. I don't know whether to dress like a smart boy or in trainers and a T-shirt.

I'm going to have a Budweiser and listen to a Hymn To The Sea.

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Alright, as*holes. Since none of you want to talk to me I'm leaving. I've got better things to do like crappy Christmas presents to buy for family members who want to me smile all the time. I've got people in the street to shout at. See, whenever I approach anyone like you people or the National Autistic Society or any other organisation supposed to be interested in my welfare, it's always the same. I get ignored. So I'll just do what I always do. What I've done for years now. Go and shout at people on the street. Maybe someone'll listen some day.

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I don't recall ever being compared to Oscar Wilde, though I like his work.