And it doesn't involve Tears.
On the 9th of every month, I'm going to take a break from my usual activities for about three hours, and I'm going to burn a red candle, until it's burned down to the bottom. That will take place, at 5 AM when I've originally read about the Heart-Crushing news about The Death of the London Routemaster, in my local paper. I predict that it will take three and a half hours for those candles to burn. I'll be reading a book, as I keep glancing at the red candle. If anybody asks about this, I'll just tell them that the 9th of every month is going to be, "Red Candle Day", and that I've decided to keep the Christmas Spirit alive, all through the year.