I'm a workhorse by nature. I get a job, I do it, I do it well. All through college, I assumed that was what employers would want, since they're hiring me to, well, work.
Well, evidently not! It's been four months out on the job market, and I can't find anything! And all the advice that I read online says that all the HR departments and hiring managers look for everything I'm not. They want someone who'll essentially lie during the interviews (not that I'm even getting that far). They want someone who'll gladhand with everyone. They want someone who'll brag about everything they've done. I just wanna do my research! I should've just gone to grad school.
And if I hear one more goddamn word about how bad the economy is, I'm going to snap. I can't do anything about the goddamn economy, so stop yapping about it!! It's just making me even more of a wreck than I already am.