An apology, of sorts...

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Recently, a small number of posters have implied that werbert is immature and disgusting, and that he has belittled a few other posters. I do not deny these allegations. Yes, I can be mean and crude sometimes, and I'm sorry if anyone has been offended by what I have said. I would especially like to apologize to the Jewish people, homosexuals, women, victims of rape, child abuse, or incest, people who have suffered a prolapsed rectum, Terrell Owens and his family, the Dallas Cowboys, Frank Beamer, the Boston Red Sox, snake321 and his fledgling movement, etc.

That being said, I will not stop. Some aspies are interested in trains, others in buses, and others in video games. Werbert's interest lies in making sarcastic comments designed to crack himself, and others, up. In my four months on this site, I have had tremendous fun making jokes and smart remarks, and those posts will always be my fondest memories of this site. To those who say I am immature, I say that I am mature in all other aspects of my life, so please, won't you let me have this tiny little outlet for my inner vulgarity?

Thank you.

I would apologize, but I don't recall offending you, you filthy Aussie.

Oops, sorry.

while i do understand your joks and laff at most of ur posts. i hope that you rember that there are some people on this bord who have very searous issues and to them crude jokes that they just happen apone can cause them lots of pain. no mater how black ur humor rape is not funny once u have bean a victim.

You certainly have missed me in your attempts at offense.

To be fair I also offend quite often, sometimes without intending to, but I rarely care after a few days. Can't tell what part of me that lack of caring thing belongs to. I also believe that I'm quite a bit too old to act like I do, but in some ways I'm making up for a confusing and sped up youth. In other ways I'm just a self centered "R" soul.

Something someone told me today:

Someone: Hey, Werbert, I have a friend who's a minister.

Werbert: Really?

S: Yeah, he said that if you bring your parents to his church, he'll perform the wedding ceremony.

I don't know what you need to apologize for, but I accept your appology, anyways.

If you're feeling in a benevolent mood, maybe you could permanently leave the customised field open so I may change it as I please? Or is that too big an ask?

Why would you want to discard the 2nd best title on this website? Werbert is insulted.

Well, I still like you .

Swell.

Cut it out with the tears and clumsy hugs already!!

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

Why apologise if you're still going to do it? Get your kicks elsewhere, or in a less offensive way.

Stand in front of a mirror.
Hold your hand up to your face with your thumb towards your mouth, as if you were going to suck your thumb.
Don't suck your thumb. Instead, put your thumb slightly behind your upper front teeth.
Now apply some pressure and briskly snap your thumb past your teeth making an annoying snapping sound.
Make this gesture until you are proficient at it and you will start to understand what this thread is about.

A simpler, although just as mystifying gesture is to project your tongue slightly forward while keeping your lips in contact with the tongue. Then gently apply a slight air pressure with your diaphragm against the seal between your lips and tongue. This takes practice, but if you keep trying, another annoying noise will be discovered.

Directing these gestures in the location of another person will get the greatest effect. Trying to make this message understood in text takes some talent and I believe Werbert is quite qualified and has succeded, admirably.