Fluttershy11 wrote:
Hello folks, I'm writing to you all upon being rudely awakened by something that has become what I feel is an epidemic in small cities:
Young men who feel the need to rev their motorcycle engines so unnecessarily loud that everyone within earshot and beyond can hear them!
God DAMMIT!! On no less then seven occasions I can remember being snapped out of a state of slumber because these males (and it's ALWAYS guys) have to proclaim to the whole neighborhood "B*tches love my penis 'cause it's REALLY big!!" (or at least, that's what they WANT people to think!) Nobody gives a F*CK! It's LOUD AND INCONSIDERATE! Unnecessary motorcycle engine revving is nothing more then a form of cock-waggling; just a bunch of men standing around in a field waving their pricks at each other, and it's driving me BONKERS!
And the biggest injustice of all? I've allegedly heard that in some places, my apartment's city included, it's illegal to do that, and with enough evidence, one can actually be arrested. *rolls eyes* Yeah, right. It just keeps happening every summer without fail, and these incidents happen at juuuuust the right pace that they're not frequent enough to be made a police matter, but enough that it's still an annoyance to everyone; it's bulls**t.
I know that my venting here won't change the situation for me, but I figured it was high time I did SOMETHING to vent, otherwise, I would gladly go out late at night and deliver some vigilante justice on these vehicles, preferably involving keys and my own urine. Yeah, I said that; even after having to pay a fine for such petty criminal behavior a year ago, I'd do it again...it would even be WORTH getting caught, if I could just wreck one of their ultra-precious machines; their proof of their machismo, even if it was for a little while.
I mean, I'm sure some of you guys can relate to my situation, right? Please, feel free to comment.
Fluttershy11
Bike girl here.
If you want to get back at them - do not piss on their bikes or key them.
Instead - install mufflers on their bikes. They will last much longer. See how long it takes them to notice. It will also help the revving issue that annoys you so much.
The damn things are so loud because most remove their mufflers.