You know you're a freak when...

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People who don't like people, push people away, don't socialize with others, only talk about themselves, or criticize everyone around them still have friends, but you have zero.

At least I have my work, but I always feel like I'm so ugly inside that it's only a matter of time before I pollute it and wind up with no options in life.

You know you're a freak when ...

You get chased by Animal Control on your way to school.

Scully and Mulder come out of retirement to investigate you.

Cats try to bury you.

You top the list of "Usual Suspects" whenever a mutilated body is found.

Poison control sends out pictures of you in case a parent needs to induce their child to vomit.

Cthulhu has nightmares of you.

You move next door to an arboretum and all the plants die within a week.

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Do you fit any of these descriptions? No?

Then you're not a freak.

- When you repeatedly get falsely accused of committing serious crimes by a large number of people you've personally never even met or spoken.

- When you find yourself being blocked by a whole lot of random females on facebook without ever even knowing who they are in the first place and why they blocked you.

- When no one assumes you're in a relationship.

- When you still get mistaken constantly as a teen at the age of 40 and older.

- When it takes at least 50 slices of toilet paper to get your ******* clean.

- When 20 years of hard daily physical exercise hasn't gained you any muscle at all.

- When you get rejected by 99% of the women/men you ask out.

- When you have a kim kardashian booty and you're a man.

- When you never get any matches on tinder, despite of being a long term active user who isn't fooling anyone at all.

- When you get a 3 or less by average on rate-me sites.

- When you're frequently a victim of devastating hate crime by more than one person.

- When random young people of the opposite gender never sit next to you on public transport.

- When waiters and waitresses almost always serve your drink last when you're sitting at a group table.

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Fnord gets a lot of flack, but he's the only one who realized this was posted in The Haven and not Random Discussion for a reason.

Thanks for being the only one on Wrong Planet to take my feelings seriously, even if you don't have answers for my situation.

I got out of that pressure and depression just by starting to rely only on myself and not care about what others think about me. I am at least happier now. But however I have suspected ODD (Oppositional defiant disorder), which explains why I was better of at a job where the boss was not like a boss but more like a friend who talked to you on the same level.