It's the amazing appalling abject apology thread!

Post Reply New Topic

Hello, friends. Have you ever done something you shouldn't have, or acted like a complete and total jerk, or even an incomplete jerk? Well, you are not alone (you jerk ). Everyone has been there. And now, you can use this thread to offer public apologies to anyone you want.

I will start by offering my sincerest and most abject apologies to everyone I hurt during my outburst this weekend. I am sorry.

I called someone a "horrible human being" and told someone else to go perform procreational activities with himself, and I also threw things.

And I am going to get pilloried for this on this site, but I also wanted to do violence to a couple of cats.

I apologize to my family for putting them through a lot.

I appologize to me, for being a constant pain to myself.

I apologize to every thread I have stoned to absolute silence with my Explosive Logorrhea.(registered trademark) I apologize for sharing my rough childhood and my rougher life around people that have never experienced, or have even known others that have experienced such poverty, depravity and abuse.

I see that people now just manouver around my posts when I exhibit Explosive Logorrhea and refrain from quoting it or even asking me about it. They are very NT about it, actually. They let unmentionable remain unmentionable.

I apologize if my reality offends you. I thought Jack Nicholson's declaration "you can't handle the truth" was just Hollywood Cinema. "Of course, people can handle the truth," methinks. But now I know that it's really true, and I apologize that I didn't know. I apologize that I don't know what is appropriate on an Asperger's Syndrome website by virtue that I have Asperger's Syndrome.
Please, I apologize the hell out of all of it, up one side and down the other. I know it's too late for you to think of me as a 'normal' Aspie, now that my Explosive Logorrhea has spilled the beans. I will try not to let your opinion of me dog me down.

oh, yeah. I apologize and in the 'normal' world, you now gotta forgive me, right?

Merle

_________________________________________
"Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth"
Lillian Hellman

Sure. Didn't know you did anything wrong though.

I apologize to everyone for not being able to emulate you and live in the world that you’ve created; on the path you want me to walk, to create the happiness that you see is there for you and me, together.

I apologize to everyone I’ve rejected, everyone I've ignored; everyone who's tried to know me.

I know it's out of my control, but it still is: so I apologize.

I apologize for constantly apologizing for everything.

I should have worn clean pants today. Sorry.

I apologize to Undead Hand for stepping on him and kicking him etc and so on...
Me Sorry!

I apologize to the perfectly good honey bun I accidentally threw away six years ago.

I apologise for arnting about the awful shower shelf unit about to be installed in the shower cubicle. I don't how I will cope with its ugliness but I guess I will just have to swallow it.

Arnting a new word for ranting.

I apologise to my boss for thinking that he's a complete and utter micromanaging pain in the ...

No wait - what am I saying?

Very weak moment there ...

i apologise to everyone i have ever hurt through my temper or my tounge.

i apologie to myself for letting my life run the way it has!!

I apologize for the double-post.

wrongplanet isnt what you should be appologising to. (unless its wrongplanet you did wrongly to..)