The confession box

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Okay, so this is a thread for your confessions.

They can big or small. They can be real, tangible issues or ephemeral thought processes.

They can be sinful thoughts if you believe in God & want to get things off of your figurative chest, or they can simply be anxious thoughts as part of a scientific framework - or both. Whatever you believe in really!

I'll begin:

I confess that... I have had racist thoughts in the past which I now realise are terrible, in retrospect.

I used to play tag in Walmart with my friends, toward the end of our teen years. 11PM-2AM...the golden hours.

When we used to play Batman as kids, I used to want to play the Commissioner because I was too lazy to run around being Batman, or being a villain.

I’d like to smack my ex with a 2x4.
We’ve been divorced for almost twenty years but I still want to.

As a small child I used to pilfer lollies from the local delicatessen when the shop keeper told me to help myself and I would put my hand in the jar and take more lollies than I paid for.

My criminal history haunts me to this day.

I stole a toy plastic T-Tex from a classmate when I was around seven.I’d apologize but I don’t remember his name.

I confess to having found a small cache of Yamashita’s gold.

I confess that I cheated on a history test by looking up the answers on my phone.

I confess that as an Autistic kid, I had such an aversion to the cold feeling of a toilet seat on my thighs, that I would hold my poop in for days sometimes, just to avoid going to the toilet.

When I was younger I once started chucking rocks at the cars on the road because trying to walk across the road or being anywhere near cars had pissed me off one too many times, and I broke someone's care window. And when I had to pay for the damage I only really cared about that and not the fact that I could have killed someone.

I confess that when I was bullied during high school, and had pebbles rained down upon sylf head from a gang of wantonly sinful children, I threatened to defeat them all.

i confess that i have i the past, planned out nasty things, let's just keep it at that.

When I was a kid I accidentally killed a bunch of newborn pollywogs by keeping the jar they were in in front of the window. When it got really warm and sunny the heat from the window cooked them. I came home to find them all laying on the bottom, dead as a doornail. I dumped the whole jar out the window. I guess they became fertilizer for the grass.

Used to steal adult’s cigarettes when I was a teenager.Also snuck sips out of the liquor cabinet.