I'm going straight to the funeral home instead.
A woman in my province with a ruptured spleen died in the ER after they forced her to wait for six hours, which just shows how the much health care doesn't care, the world is ending, and humans are never there for you when you need them the most. So if I start feeling sick or get any pain or discomfort I'm just going to go to the funeral home. When they ask me why I'm there instead of the hospital, I'll tell them it's to save myself the trouble.
They'll probably tell me to buzz off and not come back until I really am dead, but maybe it'll be in the news or something. Maybe I'll wear a sign in front of the funeral home telling people who are sick to go there instead of the hospital top save themselves the trouble. I'll probably freeze standing out there all day, but at least I'll be showing the country how much I hate it right now. 