Awesome/Creative Insults

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"You're so stupid that if you multiply your IQ by 20 the answer will be 2"

Your so fat that your phone number comes up on the scales when you stand on it!! !

USEFUL PHRASES

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

danielismyname has 160 IQ!! !

Compulsory voter!! ! (Ok, that's not really creative and not really an insult. Sorry.)

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/

Back to the insults...your so dumb that it says it in the guinness book of world records!!

You prove my point that the more I see of some people, the more I like my cats!

You would try to slit your wrists with a norelco, would you?
Seriously, stop wasting my oxygen.
You're as sharp as a sackful of hammers, aren't you?
You are a waste of a cumshot on a wall.

Sorry but I realy can't tell wether your a baboon or a piece of cow poo.