My cat is the fattest in town - 12kg. He's gorgeous, reeeeally good-natured and loveable and friendly. He thinks he's a person, forever having conversations (two-way!) and eating at the table.
He's won a TV home-video contest before with his fat antics. He gets stuck in the catflap all the time. I've found him stuck under my parents' bed before... walked past and heard this odd scratching noise coming from the room. I went in, had a look, and couldn't seen anything. Then I lifted up the bed and he was scratching at the floorboards trying to crawl out, bless his heart. He's enormous. When he sleeps on my bed I wake up in the morning with dead legs because he's cut all circulation off!
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