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slowmutant
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22 Apr 2008, 7:27 am

A little game I just made up. Won't you play with me?

Like cats & dogs, Israelis & Palestinians are natural enemies

like Pimps and Boyfriends ...

like Richard Simmons and Ronald McDonald ...

Jerry Falwell and Larry Flynt

Trekkies and Star Wars Fans

the Irish and the English

the USA and the rest of the world



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22 Apr 2008, 7:30 am

pepsi and coca-cola


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22 Apr 2008, 7:42 am

darkstone100 wrote:
pepsi and coca-cola


Love the sig, man. But I think God and the Devil were making a game of how long Job hold out under the unbelivably bad luck. Isn't that sick! That's actually in the Bible!



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22 Apr 2008, 7:47 am

I know, but it was just to funny I had to share it with everybody.


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22 Apr 2008, 8:03 am

Intel and AMD



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22 Apr 2008, 8:06 am

microsoft and macs


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22 Apr 2008, 8:12 am

Amy Winehouse & Sobriety

MIchael Jackson & Michael Jackson



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22 Apr 2008, 8:38 am

America and Canada
Rehab and Clubbing
Allison Singer and Lorna Wing
Axel Braums and Steven Spielberg
Heather Kuzmich and Naomi Campbell
Palestine and Iraq
North Korea and South Korea
Mankind and Terrans
Paris Hilton and Oprah Winfrey
Emos and Punks
Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul
Lindsey Lohan and Downers
Britney Spears and Micky Mouse Club
Burkas and Hairdos


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22 Apr 2008, 8:47 am

I would have said

Lindsay Lohan and Sobriety

Naomi Campbell and Humility



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22 Apr 2008, 8:49 am

Republicans and Honesty
Democrats and Spines
Politics and Science
Fundamentalism and Reason
Extremism and Peace



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22 Apr 2008, 8:54 am

Although Lindsey Lohan's been caught at times drinking, She's been found more times to favor the Uppers than the Downers like Alcohol.

Naomi Campbell is a model that doesn't have AS and Heather Kuzmich is a model who has AS.


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22 Apr 2008, 9:04 am

Naomi's ego is now so bloated that she has no respect for law enforcement. She actually punched and spit in a cop's face! 8O

Picked a fight with airline personnel ...

Naomi Campbell is a hateful, egomaniacal, narcisstic cell-phone throwing b***h. Were she
plain-looking and not super-gorgous, that behaviour would have earned her some serious bitch-slaps.

Some people deserve to be hit, you know?



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22 Apr 2008, 9:11 am

^I totally concur. I should've compared her to Oprah.

It's amazing how much these famed ppl can get away with she's been doing. I was amazed and shocked about how they treated the case. Sort of reminds me of Mike Tyson and the ear biting now would wrestle with that bull dog?


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22 Apr 2008, 9:18 am

It disgusts me, this celebrity worship. Makes me physically ill.

How much further can we get from the values of our parents, grandparents?

I understand now why my Dad always went on and on about Christian values, values, values what're his values, where did she learn those values?

A little sanctimony here and there is a good thing. Agree?



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22 Apr 2008, 10:12 am

Creepy voyeurs and people who don't like (or don't know that they are) being watched.


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22 Apr 2008, 11:55 am

Alucard and Alexander Anderson