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31 Jul 2008, 12:27 am

This is no joke, I used to be a cashier and one night a woman brought a box of tampons and a loaf of bread to the register. Maybe not necessarily a good combination to go here but this thread reminded me of this. :lol: :eew:

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31 Jul 2008, 12:31 am

How about a box of condoms and a tape measure?

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31 Jul 2008, 12:38 am

poison, gloves... and a book

even better, poison... and a box of condoms! ouch

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31 Jul 2008, 12:43 am

^ No doubt. Ouch!

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31 Jul 2008, 2:34 am

A magnifying glass and an ant farm.

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31 Jul 2008, 8:01 am

Lots of chocolate laxatives and the ingredients for chocolate mousse.

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31 Jul 2008, 8:07 am

female hormones and a knife.

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31 Jul 2008, 8:08 am

canned cat food & Tuna Helper

a chicken & peach preserves (Ray Stevens fans will get this one)

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31 Jul 2008, 9:24 am

A knife, a wench, a blowtorch and some soildering tools.

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01 Aug 2008, 10:02 pm

Ice cream & sour cream?

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01 Aug 2008, 11:49 pm

Five pipes and ten end caps.

Yes, that was before 9/11 and the whole terrorist scare. I quit blowing up broken appliances and stuff after that. :lol:

It was still stupid to buy those at the same store.

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02 Aug 2008, 12:03 am

A ball-peen hammer and a big bottle of aspirin.

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02 Aug 2008, 12:12 am

A Disney Movie and ky jelly.

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02 Aug 2008, 12:14 am

^ Oh my God!! ! :lmao:

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02 Aug 2008, 12:50 am

A loud-speaker and a copy of "Mein Kampf"

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02 Aug 2008, 1:02 am

A tube of lube and candy.

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