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02 Aug 2008, 1:05 am

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A tube of lube and candy.

What kind of candy? inquiring minds want to know :lol:

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02 Aug 2008, 1:08 am

Various types of candy, probably a mixed pack.

A mouse trap and a hamster.

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02 Aug 2008, 1:12 am

A water pistol and a request How to spell "This is a stick-up!"

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02 Aug 2008, 2:15 am

little kids lollipops and a box of Viagra

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02 Aug 2008, 2:29 am

If it has not already been posted, a pregnancy test and a single coat hangar (I tried this with a plastic coat hangar, but I don't think it had the same effect)

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02 Aug 2008, 2:31 am

One real life example that got a cashier's attention: Lemons and maple syrup.

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02 Aug 2008, 3:39 am

RiD-CrashList wrote:

A Disney Movie and ky jelly.

http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=gHcxBf-JUMA :twisted:

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02 Aug 2008, 3:48 am

Balklava and a hunting knife.

Broom handle and vaseline.

Stapler and a fake moustache.

Candy teeth and denture cream.

Leather pants and scissors.

A box of taco shells and a mouse cage.

A hunting rifle and an encyclopedia of endangered species.

Or, have your little brother buy you orange juice and peppermint essence.

Oh, wow - this is fun!

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02 Aug 2008, 4:21 am

Binoculars and handcream

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02 Aug 2008, 8:32 am

A shotgun and the guidebook to your town's local nightspots.

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02 Aug 2008, 8:41 am

A bottle of viagra and your phone number ...

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02 Aug 2008, 1:27 pm

Hamster wheel and rocket fuel

(true one here!...) fake dog poo and Colin's English dictionary

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02 Aug 2008, 1:31 pm

Duct tape and baby formula.

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02 Aug 2008, 1:32 pm

Condoms, baby food and a rope

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02 Aug 2008, 8:48 pm

A cattle prod and some KY jelly.

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02 Aug 2008, 8:52 pm

Well just about anything with KY jelly, apparently. Are there a lot of stores that sell both cattle prods and KY jelly?

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