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21 Feb 2006, 2:39 pm

Thagomizer wrote:
Before christianity, mankind lived a peaceful and idyllic existence without corruption, bigotry, or warfare.


This statement does not scare me, because I don't know anyone that actually believes that.



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22 Feb 2006, 11:50 pm

My late night TV talk show is called "Feelings", where we raise important issues such as teenage pregnancy, abortion, drug use and divorce by smashing furniture over each other in a Roman style Ampitheatre nicknamed "Death Dome". Friday night's Ladies Chainsaw Night.



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23 Feb 2006, 1:09 am

I just adore Chainsaws! They're so handy for giving your husband a much needed haircut. (reminiscent of Sweeny Todd)


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23 Feb 2006, 1:10 am

(I'm scaring myself!)


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23 Feb 2006, 9:09 pm

The whole you are what you eat thing is TRUE and my neighbour had female dog this morning.


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23 Feb 2006, 11:30 pm

The Funnel Web Spider makes a great family pet.



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24 Feb 2006, 3:41 am

GalileoAce loves trees more than he loves me...



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25 Feb 2006, 6:30 am

A team of scientists have found that watching too many musicals, particularly ones starring Julie Andrews, can bring out your more flamboyant side. The Hetero Alpha Male Re-Education Centre recommends a strong dose of Stallone & Schwarzenegger or if unavailable, Van Damme, to counteract the effects.



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25 Feb 2006, 7:55 am

George W. Bush is more concerned for the common American than he is for corporate interests, and the USA will not be in debt after his term is done. Furthermore, Consrvatives like him really are for reducing governmental spending, and reducing government beaurocracy.


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25 Feb 2006, 2:21 pm

George W. Bush is a good president.

Is telling that big a lie acceptable even in this topic?



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25 Feb 2006, 7:39 pm

The mess WP is in is being handled SUPERBLY.



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25 Feb 2006, 8:04 pm

TESIV: Oblivion is going to suck



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26 Feb 2006, 6:13 pm

My cats has never eaten a chicken bone and have never vomited. And eat healthy nutritious food.
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27 Feb 2006, 9:48 am

i hate playstation


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27 Feb 2006, 8:07 pm

Brokeback Mountain won't win the Academy Award for Best Picture because only recently a similar story about two country boy gay lovers who go to climb a mountain won. It was called The Lord of the Rings.



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27 Feb 2006, 8:12 pm

Wood pigeons are not greedy birds and they are not eating all the bird food off my bird feeder before the smaller birds have got to it.