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18 Feb 2006, 11:57 am

the only jazz-opera-classical symphony ever written. But Burt Kinglemontliemanstien had inserted subliminal messages into his opera...


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18 Feb 2006, 1:22 pm

...that made anyone who listened to his opera develop an inexplicable craving for...DARK CHOCOLATE.


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18 Feb 2006, 1:40 pm

Because of the popularity of the song, every person in the world was eating dark chocolate. The chocolatiers were unprepared for the rush, and shortages resulted in mass riotings and the creation of a Chocolate Cartel...


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18 Feb 2006, 8:59 pm

...which was headed by Serissa's cat, Prozac, who was actually this man in disguise:



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19 Feb 2006, 12:24 am

Image Agent 006, the number two man at MI6. Unfortunately, 006 disliked being second best and decided to take over the world...


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19 Feb 2006, 5:18 am

...and fought Moneypenny for the number one spot. She smeared his face with lipstick...


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19 Feb 2006, 11:32 am

...and wrote REDRUM on the mirror. When MonneyPenny saw this, she...



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19 Feb 2006, 11:37 am

she realized she must be having a psychotic break and called her psychiatrist...


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20 Feb 2006, 8:24 pm

... on 1800-SCHIZO phone. If you know the name of the mental illness affecting you, press one now...



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20 Feb 2006, 9:27 pm

If you don't know the name, please enter your credit card number, followed by the pound sign.


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21 Feb 2006, 3:11 am

If you're hearing other voices besides this one, dial 2 now...


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23 Feb 2006, 1:35 am

..and another voice will be with you presently, to replace the first ones; in the event of an .......


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27 Feb 2006, 9:27 am

the blink of an eye
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27 Feb 2006, 4:29 pm

Which is equlvalent to 5 seconds... in Bullet Time...


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04 Mar 2006, 4:11 am

Moneypenny finally spoke to a human, and learned that
her psychiatrist had outsourced her consultation to India.




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14 Mar 2006, 4:20 am

…she slammed down the phone and stamped on a passing chinchilla producing a satisfying 'crunch'…


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