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Ana54
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16 Jan 2009, 5:03 pm

MY DOCUMENT:


White/light/bright/hot/moving

matter/stuff/material/substance

(aka/also known as/also called

live/alive

matter

is

(a)

substance/matter/stuff/thing(s)/mass/I/you/they/it/we/us

that/which

is

called/known as

a lot/lots/big/huge/”tons”/”loads”/a pile/a big piece

of

forever/definite/constant/eternal/immortal/complete(d)/full/filled/total/destined/granted/meant/integral/intact/absolute/consistent/independent/precise/positive/plain/clear/confirmed/affirmed/filled/fulfilled/literal/exact/always/neverending/unending/continuing/proceding/preceding/immortal

happiness aka life aka love aka survival aka light aka friendship aka holiness aka beacon aka camaraderie ala brightness aka force aka “work” aka intelligence aka power aka brilliance aka participation aka hope aka good(ness) aka god aka diety aka admiration aka consciousness aka immortality aka aka soul aka spirit aka action aka motion aka movement aka awareness aka alertness aka awakeness aka wakefulness aka “voice” aka energy aka stimulation aka tao aka luster et cetera

finding/getting/adding/acquiring

other

white

matter,

and

then/subsequently/before

sticking/binding/”tying”/”gluing”/”bonding”/”roping”/”stringing”/”chaining”/staying/keeping/remaining/attaching

together/attached/”bound”/”bonded”

forever/always/eternally/infinitely/indefinitely

as/when/whence/while

I/you/they/it/we

move/moves/go/goes/comes/come

around/about/ways/away

trying/attempting/working/aspiring/wanting/coveting/wishing/needing/asking/demanding/aiming

to/at/about/for/hoping to cause

find(ing)/touch(ing)/”feel(ing)”/s”see(ing)/sight/get(ting)/have/having/love/loving/like/liking/lighten(ing)/brighten(ing)/whiten(ing)/enlighten(ing)/enlightenment/liven(ing)/enliven(ing)/act(ing)/do(ing)/have/get/live/living/energize/energizing/stimulate/stimulating/empower(ing)/empowerment/awaken(ing)/admire/admiration/affirm(ing)/affirmation


(of)

more/addition.

And/also

that/thence

I/me/myself/you/they/them/we

am/are/now/then/were/will be/must be/has to be/shall be/can be/have potential to be/have potency to be

a/one/1

ball/sphere/orb/all-round circle

white matter, through and through, totally 100% literally/exactly/absolutely/positively/affirmatively/yes/wholly/fully/exclusively/only/precisely/fully compacted/compressed/concentrated/hard/solid/full/together,

and

my/mine/me/your/their/our/ours/yours/its/theirs

way/course/path/road/route

is

clear/unadulterated.

Our/my/your/their/its

goal/objective/wish/desire/hope/want/aspiration/dream

is/was/will be/shall be

to/due to/for/because/therefore/hence/ergo/thus/in order to

be/exist/being/existing

100%/totally/completely/fully/wholly

surrounded/consumed/”eaten”/”adopted”/”assimilated”/”civilized”/”taken”/”acclimatized”/”used”/”utilized”/touched/”owned”/had/kept/held

by/in/inside/with/to

white matter,

100%

of

me/us/them/it

touching

white matter,

and

the

piece/morsel/fragment/part/bit

of

white matter

I/you/he/she/they/it

are/is/am

a

part

of

will

always

be/exist

moving/”flying”/”running”

to

find

more/extra/additional/bonus

and

more

white matter.

(I’m talking about this stuff

in/of

the/its

most

pure/thru and thru/basic/simple/straightforward/plain/clean/unblemished/sterile/immaculate/perfect/spotless

form/mold/shape/structure/model/style/type/kind/”brand”/sort/lot/substance/”group”,

any/all

piece(s)

of

it

being/existing

100%

White matter,

Of course/obviously/honestly/truly/completely/definitely/doubtless.



The above text is the theory.
Every person is to have a copy of this sign, which cannot be damaged by human accidental means. It is to be made out of thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal, and to be coated in white cement but still legible with its raised letters, numbers and symbols saying all this. Each person’s sign is to be compact enough for that person to carry everywhere they go. It is to be a book, with the metal pages bearing the theory pierced with rings for binding. The rings are to be welded shut and are to be large enough for the book to close properly, with the pages (even with their raised letters, numbers and symbols) stacked right on top of one another. Every person is also to have a pendant made of thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal , with READ MY DOCUMENT. on it in raised letters and symbol. Both the pendant and the chain are to be made of thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal and the chain is to be only as long as the neck of the person wearing it so that the pendant is on the person’s neck clearly visible. The link that attaches the pendant to the chain is to be welded shut. All the links in the chain are to be welded shut except for one, which is to be a split ring big enough to hold one of the other links and small enough to fit through the link. Each/every person is to protect their book like this one that they have, and carry it everywhere they go., and wear their pendant on its chain wherever they go.
My mission in life is to stimulate myself as much as possible, how I want and in my spare time begin to go to every square inch of this planet and explain this document to every person on this planet one by one (in their own way that they understand) and have them all come with me to explain it to more people. Around and around the world across every square inch, as many times as needed to get all the people in the world. We are to make a sign like this one for every person as they come with us.
Together we are to make a thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal pole coated in white cement, on a thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal stand coated in white cement, that loops around the entire planet Earth, with thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal signs (each sign is red, yellow, blue and white therefore appearing gray to humans) coated in white cement but still legible hanging from it by thick hard heavy red, yellow, blue and white (therefore appearing gray to humans) metal split rings (each split ring is red, yellow, blue and white therefore appearing gray to humans) coated in white cement.
The line of signs on the pole is to have one sign with/for each combination of any to all of the following symbols (inclusing the non-underscore, non-dot, non-slash space):~`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp[{]}\|AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;”’ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//*-+. Plus all the symbols in all kinds of writing in all languages of the world. The contents of one sign is called a document. The largest documents on the pole are to be the ones the size of the combination of all the other documents in the world. The smallest are to be one character long, example : A
My theory and the rest of this document is all that is to be on the sign at the front of the line of signs on the pole.
Every single document is to have its own plaque on the pole and they are to be in alphabetical order on the pole from front to back except for this document which is to be at the very front.
Every person is to have the opportunity to move the sign that explains, both in their own way and in a way most people would understand, 1)the theory, 2)the rest of the contents of this sign, and 3) what else stimulates the person in life, to the front of the line behind this document. Other people can then look at it to get stimulation of ideas for stimulation if they lack it.
If you do everything on this sign you will be surrounded by stimulation completely, because there is enough stimulation in this universe for all the people in it.



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16 Jan 2009, 5:05 pm

Bored here ugh.


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16 Jan 2009, 5:56 pm

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-that was GFB tonight,he had had a crotch licking session and went to sleep with his leg still in the air.


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16 Jan 2009, 6:33 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Ah! A baby aardvark.

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Aw, it's so ugly that it's cute.



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16 Jan 2009, 10:22 pm

I should go wash the mustard out from under my fingernails...


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17 Jan 2009, 12:01 am

I had a 7 dollar wine tonight that wasn't half bad 8O 8O One strains to imagine how California remains at all competitive against places like Argentina with that kind of value.


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17 Jan 2009, 2:41 am

Random defintion

Definition of Migraine
Migraine: Usually, periodic attacks of headaches on one or both sides of the head. These may be accompanied by nausea, vomiting, increased sensitivity of the eyes to light (photophobia), increased sensitivity to sound (phonophobia), dizziness, blurred vision, cognitive disturbances, and other symptoms. Some migraines do not include headache, and migraines may or may not be preceded by an aura.



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17 Jan 2009, 3:12 am

I was naked that entire time... :?


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17 Jan 2009, 4:41 am


Take note of all of this, it may come in handy.

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase, "Goodnight, sleep tight."

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"Don't be too open-minded, your brains may slide out. "

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"Archaeology is the only profession where your future lies in ruins. "

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"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handey "

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"The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale. "

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" American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class."

Take note of all of this, it may come in handy.



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17 Jan 2009, 5:17 am

Wow unreal3x, that is very random. :lol:


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17 Jan 2009, 10:44 am

A photo I took 5 minutes ago (+/- 16:40 CET) of the view I have standing on my little balcony. Why? Don't know. Just.
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17 Jan 2009, 11:54 am

So I told her plain and simple, if this is going to work I have to bring my three chickens and Mr. Fluffywuffles. Long story short, she dumped me...


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18 Jan 2009, 7:37 am

Fly me some where far away.
Through the cracks in the mirror I had to gaze.
On the road going no where, I felt pain.
Realized I needed a place to stay.

I'm on my way to you.
Fly me some where far away.
Shake the stars all around.
I want to feel the sound.
Late in my room - so real it changed my life.
I can feel you keeping my dreams alive.
Leave the light on, I'll see ya soon.

Give me what I really want.
Give me what I'm looking for.
I will give you something that won't be gone.
When I walk outside that door.
Give me something right now.
Give me what I'm dreamin of.
It really gets around.
There's power to be found, can you hear it?
Need a double shot.

And need the kind that'll still be there when the feeling's down.
Time is here and right now.
Time for what I'm dreamin of.

I saw the look in his eyes, it burned a hole in my mind.
It was midnight Baby.
I felt a surge in me and was down on my knees, shakin' me.
All night, my heart was crying.
I've been on my own.
Midnight, broken, Love had found me, Now I'm goin home.

you're the comfort that warms in the midnight hour.
Check my pulse and you'll see-just what happened to me -
You brought me to my knees
You dropped me heavens keys.
When it's open, I'm gonna take a ride TU YA.
The things I thought were just fine have escaped my mind.
The point of No return has just been burned.



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18 Jan 2009, 1:50 pm

Random definition

Crayfish

n., pl. crayfish or -fish·es also crawfish or -fish·es.
Any of various freshwater crustaceans of the genera Cambarus and Astacus, resembling a lobster but considerably smaller. Also called mudbug; also called regionally crawdad.
See spiny lobster.



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18 Jan 2009, 2:23 pm

Quote:
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handey "


I have a book of all the Deep Thoughts quotes.

Nice to know I am not the only one who remembers them.



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18 Jan 2009, 3:55 pm

Today I took a ride on my moped again. The sun was shining and the temperature wasn't that bad, I thought around 6 Celsius. Nice thing about my moped, although the apparatus is older than I am, that it always starts. Even when I haven't touched the thing in about four months now, maybe even longer. The little four-stroke 50cc motor just goes on and on and continues. Bob,bob,bob,bob.... (that's the sound it makes or something like that. I mean, I don't know any Bob and surely not four of them). Although my ears are as sensitive as those of an owl, that's actually a sound I love. Mind you, four-strokes and not that sawing-machine sound that 2-stroke moped or scooters make. Imo, that sound is ugly but hey....

Mmmm, does this little story go somewhere, you ask. Don't know, guess not but that's why this thread exists in the first place. The random ventilation thread.

Anyway. I drove out of the city towards a more rural area and on this little road out of the blue two Buzzards (buteo buteo buteo buteo, ~there were two.... but that's a silly joke nobody understands) flew up quite nearby. I stopped and watched them fly away. Yeah, shoot me, I like birds and certainly birds of prey. They look quite impressive and are nicely coloured. Only, they have such stupid little beaks, I always feel seeing them. Surely no beak like the Stellar Sea Eagle.

Drove on and like always the trip got longer than expected before hand. And bugger, I went out of fuel but luckily, to end on the bright side, the gas station was only +/- 400 meters from where it occurred. So no real mood damage.

Yeah, stupid story, I know but I had the urge just to drop something.