Page 1 of 1 [ 11 posts ] 

ruveyn
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Age: 88
Gender: Male
Posts: 31,502
Location: New Jersey

02 Sep 2009, 9:24 am

When I was a kid we had an assignment in poetry. I was tasked to write a poem about Timbuktu. Here it is:

Tim and I a'hunting went
We met three ho-s in a popup tent
The ho-s be three and we be two
So I buck one, and Tim buck two.

The End

ruveyn



Irulan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 May 2007
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,583
Location: Poland

02 Sep 2009, 10:24 am

If there exists such a term in English too, I’m not familiar with it but in my country we call such jokes “jokes with a beard” which means they are really old :twisted: :mrgreen: . This one has a beard as long as Bin Laden. :mrgreen: :D :D :D



blue_bean
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 10,617
Location: Behind the wheel

02 Sep 2009, 10:33 am

It's a real place name

It's in Mali
*wishes Google maps had a URL function*



Irulan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 May 2007
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,583
Location: Poland

02 Sep 2009, 11:05 am

Ah, if your comment refers to my mention about my not being familiar with the term, you didn’t understand me :) – I wasn’t trying to say I didn’t know the word Timbuktu but the term “a joke with a beard” in English(probably such an idiom doesn’t exist in your language though).



ruveyn
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Age: 88
Gender: Male
Posts: 31,502
Location: New Jersey

02 Sep 2009, 12:06 pm

Irulan wrote:
Ah, if your comment refers to my mention about my not being familiar with the term, you didn’t understand me :) – I wasn’t trying to say I didn’t know the word Timbuktu but the term “a joke with a beard” in English(probably such an idiom doesn’t exist in your language though).



It means he kicked the slats out of his crib, laughing at it.

ruveyn



Henriksson
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Nov 2008
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,534
Location: Sweden

02 Sep 2009, 12:45 pm

Tim and I a'gaming went
We met three NPCs in a popup tent
The NPCs be three and we be two
So I kill one, and Team kill two.


_________________
"Purity is for drinking water, not people" - Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


sartresue
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Age: 70
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,313
Location: The Castle of Shock and Awe-tism

02 Sep 2009, 2:29 pm

ruveyn wrote:
When I was a kid we had an assignment in poetry. I was tasked to write a poem about Timbuktu. Here it is:

Tim and I a'hunting went
We met three ho-s in a popup tent
The ho-s be three and we be two
So I buck one, and Tim buck two.

The End

ruveyn


Per-verse topic

So what was the grade received? How did you score? :twisted:


_________________
Radiant Aspergian
Awe-Tistic Whirlwind

Phuture Phounder of the Philosophy Phactory

NOT a believer of Mystic Woo-Woo


AtomicKaiju
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2009
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,830
Location: Outer Space

02 Sep 2009, 5:37 pm

This topic reminds me of an exorcism incantation from Courage the Cowardly Dog:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo!
Musty prawns, and Timbuktu!
Yeltsy-bye, and hibberty-poo!
Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

:lol:



number5
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,691
Location: sunny philadelphia

02 Sep 2009, 8:08 pm

ruveyn wrote:
When I was a kid we had an assignment in poetry. I was tasked to write a poem about Timbuktu. Here it is:

Tim and I a'hunting went
We met three ho-s in a popup tent
The ho-s be three and we be two
So I buck one, and Tim buck two.

The End

ruveyn


:lol:



daoi-sith
Emu Egg
Emu Egg

User avatar

Joined: 8 Aug 2009
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 5
Location: Australia

06 Sep 2009, 8:36 am

I have heard this limerick before but not in a long while :lol:


_________________
courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death ..


Phipe
Blue Jay
Blue Jay

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jul 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 89

06 Sep 2009, 11:59 am

Timbuktu also happens to be the name for an swedish rapper. :)