Musicprophets wrote:
Your status updates are annoying. Pointlessly, pathetically, painfully annoying.
Look, nobody cares about your pretend crops, or your pretend animals on your pretend farm. And unless you’re really in the Mafia, all whacking should be done behind closed doors and kept to yourself. And sorry to break it to you, but you’re not actually hot enough to have stalkers. So nobody really cares where you’ve checked in. We also don’t care: how yummy your dinner was, how difficult your workout was, or how amazing your boyfriend or girlfriend is.
Feeling incredibly blessed? Having the worst day ever? Either way, how about you elaborate and entertain us with some genuinely interesting details instead of just teasing us with that pointlessly vague cryptic crap that makes us wonder what the hell actually happened.
Newsflash: we all hate Mondays, we all love weekends, and we don’t mean to be insensitive but neither Jesus Christ nor your recently deceased relatives are actually on Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter. So talking to them via status updates doesn’t actually work. And just so you know, you can’t try to be deep, intellectual, or philosophical when your spelling and grammar makes you look like a third grade dropout. So please, stop poisoning the web with your mind-effing drivel. Put some thought and/or creativity into your next status update, and make it informative and/or entertaining to those who read it. Because this message is your official notification that your status updates are f***ing annoying.
Somebody was having a bad day lol
Musicprophets wrote:
all whacking should be done behind closed doors and kept to yourself
priceless
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18 Nov 2010, 2:39 pm
