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30 Oct 2006, 4:54 pm

And he was electrocuted with 20,000 volts...



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30 Oct 2006, 5:05 pm

The firemen gathered around to stare at this phenomenon. It was not just the firemen but cars ,on their way to some place, busily rushing back and forth, had stopped to stare at this electric show, backing up streets. Small children had stopped playing to gaze in wonder at this strange light. The police proceeded to take down Bob...


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30 Oct 2006, 5:14 pm

A nuclear weapon had been detonated, and everyone's eyes burned out a second later, making them blind.


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30 Oct 2006, 5:17 pm

There was much chaos caused by this massed blindness, tose in cars were driving off the road killing pedestrians, the firemen were impaled by their own hose and Bob, poor Bob, was blasted out into space.



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30 Oct 2006, 5:31 pm

he gets a ravanging infection and has to get his body amputated, so his head is placed on an artifical body which is run by faulty wiring, and every now and then he will twitch un-controllably.


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30 Oct 2006, 7:50 pm

He is then given a faulty Android body which is one of Data's spares



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30 Oct 2006, 7:57 pm

The android body has a real messed up pain sensation system, and he feels intense pain in different places randomly. Sometimes, when he wakes up, it feels like a one million volt electric shock.


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30 Oct 2006, 8:16 pm

Then he discovers electric cables wired to his groin.



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30 Oct 2006, 10:11 pm

so he decides to cut them without realizing it would seriously mess up his sex life and ability to to release urine.


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30 Oct 2006, 11:34 pm

SoccerFreak wrote:
so he decides to cut them without realizing it would seriously mess up his sex life and ability to to release urine.


... Volunatrily. Ten minutes later, in the company of his good friends, he spontaneously releases control of his bladder and bowels.



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31 Oct 2006, 8:17 am

Then, just when Bob thought it couldn't possibly get any worse,



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31 Oct 2006, 10:22 am

He realises the room is airtight, so the gases realised by his bowels starts to overcome him.



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31 Oct 2006, 11:13 am

and there is a naked flame in the room that sets all the gas in the room alight plus that coming out at the time, severely burning the inside of his rectum.



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31 Oct 2006, 12:48 pm

Eeeeeeooooowwwwwww, he screamed, and



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31 Oct 2006, 1:15 pm

The flame goes throughout his body and out his mouth, bouncing off the wall in front of him and into his eyes...


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31 Oct 2006, 3:39 pm

so after the doctors or who ever saved and operated him, they used the remaining intestines and were forced to make a colonoscepy, in which you have to empty a poop bag every few hours.

but one day the colonoscepy clogged and his urine problem still wasnt solved, the back up caused the flow to come out his ears.


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