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28 Nov 2006, 7:26 pm

The eyes of the bed. I decided not to eat them.

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28 Nov 2006, 7:27 pm

for bazza: a bouquet of lit dynamite

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28 Nov 2006, 7:33 pm

A scarecrow that talks, and a box of lit matches.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:00 pm

A MTV-worshipping whore.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:15 pm

A copy of Jessica Simpson's Christmas album.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:17 pm

An all-expense paid trip to a Buddhist monastery, where you must pray starting at 3AM each morning, while sitting in dreadful yoga positions, and subsist on boiled potatoes.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:18 pm

This is my gift to you werby. :heart:

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28 Nov 2006, 8:19 pm

Kahazidhea wrote:

This cute fluffy pooch is my gift to you werby. :heart:

Sorry for double posting, Imeant to edit my previous post.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:20 pm

werbert wrote:

A copy of Jessica Simpson's Christmas album.

NOOOOOOOOO!! !! ! GRRRRRRRR!! !! !

A medieval catapult.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:29 pm

A piece o' me.

(You wanna piece o' me?)

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28 Nov 2006, 8:44 pm

You get a piece of ass.

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28 Nov 2006, 8:51 pm

I give en_una_isla a set of hair combs

too bad she had to sell her hair to a wig maker to pay for Werbert's present. :lol:

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28 Nov 2006, 9:00 pm

A basket full of knick-knacks including...a small bottle of sexy musky Pheromone allegedly irresistible to females.

ps nothing personal Bazza, just that its been sitting unused on my shelf since last xmas :evil:

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28 Nov 2006, 9:16 pm

Why thanks Manalitwist. Most unexpected.

I forgot to buy for you (quickly look around for something)

Here's a can of flyspray.

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en_una_isla
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28 Nov 2006, 9:32 pm

I give bazza a forensic accounting investigation .

Thank you for the hair combs, I'll just glue them to my scalp .

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28 Nov 2006, 9:47 pm

A fist-cramming $20.

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