I'm Such A Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddd!

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I just posted a video on you tube of me singing the Tim Horton's Roll Up The Rim jungle from this year.

How is that nerdy? Lots of people upload videos of themselves singing on Youtube.

Now if you uploaded a video of yourself singing a song about Lord of the Rings or something... That would be nerdy. (Leonard Nimoy did a song about LotR, FYI)

I used to be a nerd.

Me toooooooooooooo but that's because I like maaaaaaaaaaaath. I also have songs of me singing on youtube, just not the best sound quality on a computer :/

You are not a true nerd until you can recite at least 15 monty python songs off by heart.

true.

what about carrying around random useless trivia in your head and informing anyone who is willing to listen regardless of what the conversation topic is really about??

brave sir robin ran away, bravely ran away, away
when danger rears it's ugly head he bravely turns tail an......

were knights of the round table, we dance when ever were able
we routines and dance in sing and act like clark gable

spam spam spam spam spam......

should i go on?

inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile

there are jews in the world there are Buddhists

sail away and manage the books

hello ladies and gentle man, here is a little ditty i tossed off recently in the Caribbean

Emmanuel Kent was a real piss ant, was very rarely stable

Half a bee philosophically

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad

Sit on my face


do i need to continue.

always look on the brite side of life,
lifes a peice of sh**, when you look at it

i swear at the moment, i would pull the most obscure python songs out my bum because i am in the foulest mood ever.

Pythonite's unite and let us not be like the goober on sliding doors.

no one can escape the spainish enqisition, our 3 main weapondrys....uh you going to have to say it....

Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- four counts. Do you confess?
Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

[JARRING CHORD]

[Biggles holds out two ordinary household cushions]

Biggles: Here they are, lord.
Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- two last chances. And you shall be free -- three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

[Biggles pokes Wilde with cushions]

Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!
Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.
Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: [angrily hurling away the cushions] Hmm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice read uniforms!

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise....
I'll come in again.

[The Inquisition exits]

Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[JARRING CHORD]

[The cardinals burst in]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

And pray that some day they find intelligent life in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.