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28 Aug 2011, 2:37 am

my real name is Boris. But then my cats stole my indentity, so I am now a fishcake living at the bottom of a well.

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28 Aug 2011, 4:53 am

I love Shia Labeouf.
I love people that explode with confidence.
I don't think he's cocky and full of himself at all.
I think he's a very real and down to earth person.

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28 Aug 2011, 5:08 am

a frog stole my underwear and is trying to sell it on eBay

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28 Aug 2011, 5:36 am

I put in a bid of £1.50.

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28 Aug 2011, 5:53 am

put put in a bid of £1.60 and then discovered that a monster that only eats noodles much prefers eating turkeys

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28 Aug 2011, 7:45 am

Chewing coal is a good way to lose weight.

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28 Aug 2011, 7:53 am

I've just received a phone call from India telling me my computer does not have any viruses and I should have a good day. The person calling had an Indian name and there was no noise in the background so I heard them perfectly. :twisted:

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28 Aug 2011, 8:10 am

boredom is now a flavor of icecream. it tastes like rotting marshmallows.

spider plants are called spider plants becuase they look strangely like pigs

the frog has now added a 'buy it now!' option to the underwear it stole from me earlier, and put on eBay

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