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19 Nov 2011, 7:35 pm

It's a beautiful morning here in the Mid-Atlantic East Coast area of the United States. :sunny:

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20 Nov 2011, 1:21 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

kevinjh wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

barnabear wrote:

When throwing a hand grenade be sure you pull the pin and count to 100.

When a traffic light turns red, you step on it.

When it turns green, run in the perpendicular direction that crosses the road.

And when it turns yellow, everyone race!

And wherever you see a stop sign, dump your unwanted ceramics.

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20 Nov 2011, 6:24 am

I have baby rabbits where my fingers should be. I have to type very softly so I don't hurt their faces.

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20 Nov 2011, 3:51 pm

I do not have regular human ears. I have the ears of a cat.

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20 Nov 2011, 9:20 pm

Dear Anonymous, Regarding your ears, I believe you are supposed to post something that is NOT true...Sylkat :cat:

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21 Nov 2011, 8:26 am

I have my own personal rainbow. It follows me everywhere. It's a bit embarrassing.

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21 Nov 2011, 12:17 pm

Sylkat wrote:

Dear Anonymous, Regarding your ears, I believe you are supposed to post something that is NOT true...Sylkat :cat:

:lmao: (off topic, of course)

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21 Nov 2011, 2:47 pm

I am a werewolf and come from a family of werewolves. :twisted:

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21 Nov 2011, 2:49 pm

My pockets are full of round owls.

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21 Nov 2011, 5:10 pm

Dear Squirsh, If they are in your back pocket, be careful when you sit down...what do you feed them? I think that the European ones prefer creme brûlée and Evian, not sure about the English owls...Sylkat :huh:

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21 Nov 2011, 5:16 pm

They love grapes and green tea. My owls live in little pockets sewn all over my front.

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21 Nov 2011, 5:29 pm

I LOVE eye contact.

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21 Nov 2011, 6:10 pm

Dear Olly, If you really love eye contact, you should probably try to meet Squirsh's owls...they love to stare and have HUGE eyes! I understand she's taught them to converse in 4 different languages so they can socialize with everyone she meets! Sylkat

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21 Nov 2011, 6:45 pm

I went for a little walk yesterday. To the moon, i was surprised to meet president Obama there and we had a nice chat. I offered him a cup of tea and he made us a roast dinner. He is coming round to my house next saturday and we are going to play checkers because that is just a fun thing to do.

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21 Nov 2011, 6:54 pm

Dear Rainbow, did you know that they closed that restaurant that they had on the moon? Luna or Lunar Cafe', I think they called it...
Anyhow, the food was great, but there was just no atmosphere...
Sylkat

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21 Nov 2011, 7:53 pm

I'm sending this from an iPhone 7. It reads my mind. I didn't even have to do anything. It knew I wanted to send this and did it for me.

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