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24 Feb 2012, 8:36 pm

Maybe the sky isn't falling.

I think it's from a...oh wait...never mind!


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24 Feb 2012, 8:38 pm

I'm made out of chocolate


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24 Feb 2012, 8:48 pm

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25 Feb 2012, 12:18 am

Rain is yellow and snow is brown.


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25 Feb 2012, 12:25 pm

If the rain is yellow,and if the snow is brown, it could not POSSIBLY be one of those passenger jets accidentally opening its sewage tanks before landing. AGAIN!

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25 Feb 2012, 4:01 pm

Roses are blue and violets are red.


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25 Feb 2012, 4:48 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Roses are blue and violets are red.


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25 Feb 2012, 5:51 pm

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25 Feb 2012, 6:35 pm

I hate coffee and I'm a morbid depressive person who hates making people laugh.


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25 Feb 2012, 6:47 pm

I hate drinking tea!


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25 Feb 2012, 6:54 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I hate drinking tea!
HOLY CRAP, I HATE DRINKING TEA AS WELL! It's the most disgusting beverage I've ever had in my life, every type of tea should be banned from Earth. :x


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25 Feb 2012, 6:56 pm

I hate drinking tea, also! I dislike graceful teapots with floral designs, I really don't like fine china teacups, either!

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25 Feb 2012, 6:59 pm

Sylkat wrote:
I hate drinking tea, also! I dislike graceful teapots with floral designs, I really don't like fine china teacups, either!

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It's DISGUSTING. Flowers are a disgrace to nature, the way they...do...mean things!


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25 Feb 2012, 7:03 pm

I do agree with you; they are so malevolently floral!

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25 Feb 2012, 7:04 pm

Sylkat wrote:
I do agree with you; they are so malevolently floral!

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Which is why I do not in fact have a green thumb with a lot of plants outside my door.


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25 Feb 2012, 7:33 pm

I hate flowers too!


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