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19 Mar 2012, 7:23 am

I don't have to go to work, soon.

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19 Mar 2012, 10:23 am

Spiders use dental floss to make their webs.

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19 Mar 2012, 1:10 pm

I love waiting for my sister to finish eating.

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19 Mar 2012, 4:10 pm

I love every police officer I've ever encountered. They've always treated me with courtesy and respect.

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19 Mar 2012, 4:49 pm

Nobody is ever offended by anything I say or do.

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20 Mar 2012, 1:08 am

i didn't dream of anything

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20 Mar 2012, 3:02 am

I'm sleeping in my bed right now.

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20 Mar 2012, 6:40 am

Cookie Monster hates cookies.

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20 Mar 2012, 7:03 am

rabbitears wrote:

Cookie Monster hates cookies.

And Garfield the Cat hates lasagna and loves raisins.

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20 Mar 2012, 7:17 am

Cookie Monster isn't even blue. He faked it all along....

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20 Mar 2012, 7:30 am

rabbitears wrote:

Cookie Monster isn't even blue. He faked it all along....

And Big Bird isn't big or a bird.

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20 Mar 2012, 7:36 am

Sesame street is actually full of gang warfare.

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20 Mar 2012, 7:43 am

Oh, and don't believe those silly rumors about Oscar being a grouch or living in a trash can. It is all silly nonsense.

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20 Mar 2012, 11:04 am

I'm not taking my Mums' place at her own brthday present. And her birthday wasn't back in January.

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20 Mar 2012, 11:53 am

In the last 5 years crime has decreased in the neighborhood that my wife and I are moving away from. The first two years didn't seem nice, and the third year when our car was broken into multiple times and had the ignition system destroyed when they tried and failed to hotwire it, that was just great. No, I don't mind the attempted break in of our apartment and our storage locker or the constant racist chatter as people walk by my porch and complain about how evil white-folks are... yeah, sure that doesn't bother me whatsoever! And the people begging me for money as if I have any, argh! It's so blasted wonderful here! :roll:

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21 Mar 2012, 6:39 pm

I'm not at all wishing for a Red Velvet Cupcake and hot tea.
Not at all. :roll:

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