Dream Job? (In a completely unrealistic way)

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I made a post just now on GARTS, and TenPencePiece joined in, so I thought I'd make a bit of a light hearted game of it.

My dream job:

Parasaurolophus / Plesiosaur Whisperer at Jurassic Park

My duties include ensuring general dinosaur wellbeing around the park and taking care of the Parasaurolophi especially, whilst drinking copious amounts of Chocolate Milk in order to stop the dinosaurs from ingesting it, as it is bad for their digestive systems. I am also a trained Parasaurolophus and Plesiosaurian psychologist. Although no Plesiosaurs are on public view in the park (they are very reclusive animals) they are kept in a private aquarium in which they thrive.

What's your dream job then? It can be as unrealistic and far-fetched as you like. (Although mine most definitely isn't )

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

A Time Machine Builder. I'd build a time machine for anybody who wants one and sell them for $300 each.

I would have multiple.
I mentioned on GARTS that I would be queen of bonobos, visit bonobo communities and do queen things like shake their hands and stuff.
I would also be a landlord to a luxury block of flats inhabited by orangutans.

Loads of people will buy the time machines! Though the downside will be that the world will be in utter chaos and historians would give up because history will keep changing constantly. Also many christians will be disappointed because they can't find jesus anywhere.

My unrealistic dream job would either be:

1) Working on a movie with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp that would be a massive crossover of all the movies they've done together

or

2) A breeder of real-life My Little Ponies

Underground music festival organizer.

Creator of the largest soundsystems known to mankind.

Like creating a soundsystem the size of a house and placing it next to a house.

I just want to be a world-famous writer, a badass witch in the Harry Potter universe, a Time Lady and the creator of all kinds of interesting afterlives.

Miranda Cosgrove's personal assistant & body guard. I could work my way up to being her boyfriend

Being a famous metal guitarist... Seriously unrealistic... since I have so many phobias, no friends to play with, and playing my music loud scares me a great deal

It is however, the only thing I've ever wanted to be or do... well... not exactly be famous, but to be a guitarist in a metal band

1. Being on a stargate team dedicated to paleontology on other earths and comparing to earth prime.

2. Being a slider. I will take over wade's spot on the team, except I have no interest in being taken to a breeding colony.

i once asked this to a friend of mine first thing he said was "i would be a b***h f****r" i would probably be a magician

Founding a sucessful computer company the likes of which surpass Microsoft and Apple combined!