This is kind of a personal question, but I'll answer.
First, there's the pillow that I am going steady with. It's the one I take to office functions, dinner with my parents, etc.
Second, there's the pillow that I am having an affair with. I can only meet with it in cheap hotel rooms for short naps of about half-an-hour.
Third, there's this pillow from work that I've slept with a few times, but so has everyone else in the office.
I've also slept with my neighbor's daughter's pillow.
I hope I don't catch something from all this sleeping around. I don't want follicular herpes. That's why I always wear my nightcap.
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Still looking for my antidiluvian baby