Worst names

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was just on the Internet searching in forums and on Google for terrible/unfortunate/unusual names and came across quite a few. Anus Contractor (a neurologist), Marijuana Pepsi, Alexander Semin (pronounced like the bodily fluid), Ima Hogg, a basket ball player with the last name Takeshita, a real-estate agent named Dick Payne, a former coworker of my mother's named Harry Legg, Tom Sawyer (person on a legal website and oddly enough, my uncle knew a man with the same name), Seth Baal (TWO Infernal Names in one!) Jesus Jihad (a prisoner), and a You Tube user from Germany named Bunker Ulaf-Zladic-Thorsson. What a mouthfull and odd first name!I didn't believe him until he sent a yearbook photo with his name and his graduation roster.

From the old Nickelodeon cartoon Doug~ Patty Mayonnaise

I can't write some of them here, as they contain very inflammatory words.

One that comes to mind, is a teacher I had in middle school; Ms. Cuntbraith. Pronounce at will....

And then there is machine shop called (almost the "N" word) Engineering Co., LTD.

And my wife and I went to the Lexus dealership last Sunday afternoon, where we met a salesman from Iran by the name of Farzad Falsify. I can't believe nobody told him what "falsify" means in English!

Charles

This was the name of a Reverend who was born in the 1700s:

Increase Graves

I always thought that was a strange name and why would anyone want to name their child Increase, even in the 18th century, when their last name is Graves?

There's somebody in my school called Eathan Cox

When I was bored at work a few years ago, I read the phonebook. Really--my job is that boring. I wasn't paying attention to last names but one of the weirder first names I remember was Cleopatrick. Is that a boy's name or a girl's name? Or both? One that was kind of cool was Abdullah Birdsong.

Bertha is a bad name for females. Because all the Bertha's I know are fat, old, rude and unhygienic. (Did I mention bossy too?)

Hey - I went to school with a girl named Shivantavia. I am not even joking.

Master (Sergeant) Bates

Dick Long

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Family names:

Weiner

Sachs

Blunt

Betty Gaylock The only teacher who had us call her by her first name
The people in schools have the worst names
Cole Turkey
Lou Gee or at least the way my dad pronounced his name
Uri Nell
Imona and Orida Horse are two twins my aunt supossively says she knew
Mr. Mark. Dungsworth a full time and now part time/substitute teacehr
Mrs. Chicken substitute teacher
, Mack Sacks
Merry Whaler
Eggbert
Dick Trickle
David Stroker
Mrs. Lubes was a principal in my sister's high school

Gwen.