What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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The last weird dream that I remember is when I was a bit more than half asleep. I was thinking about death and I was kind of sleep-dreaming that this is what death feels like. Knowing you're sleeping and being trapped in darkness forever and ever. Being blind and paralyzed but not being able to feel, just think.

It's a scary dream...maybe I'm really going off my rocker.

I usually know that I'm dreaming and I will say that I know it's a dream and then the people in my dream will try to convince me that it isn't a dream and that it's all real. But I always know that it's not real. If things get too weird/bad/scary, I can make myself wake up by conjuring up a mirror and looking into it and yelling "WAKE UP MEGAN!"........ Pretty strange, huh?

I was in a dark basemnt, sort of an apartment, to talk to a lady of power but I don't remember why. The entry was dim, and my entrance blocked by a high counter.

On the countertop was a bell jar with a miniature, live wolf inside, pacing around and around in circles. It seemed like such a cruel thing to do, but the sorceress said it was the only safe place for it.
I was sad for the beautiful little wolf.

Last night I dreamt I was in a type of thrift store, and I bought a book of erotic fantasy and sci-fi, and a VHS tape. When I got home, I started reading the book and put the video in my old tv that has a tape player built in, and it was a video of a guy talking to me like in that episode of Doctor Who with the Angels. Then I was in a giant library, so then I picked up one of the books and started reading it, and that transported me into the story, to my hometown, except about 50 years in the past. There were two secret agent type men who were with me, and they showed me a nuclear weapon hidden underground in my city. Then I had a "false awakening" into another dream, where I realized all of it had been a dream, except I thought it was strange that I was suddenly outside. A few of my friends showed up, and I started telling them about the weird dreams I had just had, and then remembered the weapon and started trying to locate where I had seen it, so we could go there and see if it was real. Then my ex showed up and looked sick and like she was about to pass out, and I found out she had been hiking in the woods and gotten drunk but didn't have any water, so I convinced her to drink from my water bottle and lie down. Then I actually woke up.

The other night, I dreamt I was singing at my church's annual spaghetti dinner fundraiser, even though in reality, my singing sucks. I was singing as a way to send a message to the very young children of the church I go to that they shouldn't be jerks towards people who are not Catholic simply because their mothers are. {A good portion of mothers with very young children that I see at church are just that towards other people... being jerks.} I was also singing as a way to target a girl, around the same age as I am, who has a habit of staring at me during Mass, usually during while the priest is delivering his homily, to stop staring at me because it's been creeping me out.

I saw her at the dinner and took her on stage with me and sung this at her.

I was singing this BTW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fv ... rHE1bV4VPE

Sex dream.

I say it's weird because that subject matter is exceedingly rare for me to dream about.

i dreamt i was vacuuming a room when i spotted this weird white stick insect with a golden looped posterior just sitting on the carpeting, so i put the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner over it to try to suck it into the bag for disposal- only this was one stubborn bug that didn't want me to dispatch it this way or any way, so it sprouted arms which it used to hold on to the end of the vacuum hose, so i turned up the power to the vacuum cleaner and it slowly lost its grip and got sucked part way into the hose, at which point it swelled to many times its original thickness and clogged the hose, finally causing the vacuum cleaner to blow up. then the insect started sloughing off the remnants of ruptured vacuum hose off of itself, and made menacing moves towards me before i awoke.

Ok I was spending the night with a girl that I liked that I was in the "friend zone" with and I had a wierd dream that went like this: I was dreaming about me laying next to her in bed pretty much just how I pretty much was as I was asleep dreaming this dream. I suddenly dreamt that she suddenly started touching me in a sexual way. I got really excited that she was doing that because I wanted her really bad. She the grabbed my ****. I was like yes... I then turned over to towards her to make the next move. I was about to make out with her and suddenly in real life she jumped awake waking me up out of the dream. I then heard her breathing heavily!

This is actually one example of many similar dreams I had that occurred sleeping next to that girl.

Last night's dream.

I was at my grandparents house and my uncle was there and he gave me the "condoms are your friend", birth control speech. Later on, my brother's best friend from jr hi was coming on to me.

It was strange that he (my brother's friend) was in my dream, I haven't seen or thought about him in years. I don't even know if my brother still talks to him now that they are across the country from each other.

i dreamed that i was in my backyard picking up sticks, and i walked to the front yard using the side gate, and i saw 2 people walking up the driveway and they started knocking on my front door.

i said "hello" but they ignored me and continued to knock on my door.

i said "i am the person who lives here, so .....hello"

they continued to ignore me and continued to knock on my door.

i said "sorry i am the owner! so again....hello?"

they still paid no attention to me and continued to knock, and then tammy woke up and she woke me up and she saved me from losing my temper on the people (mormons maybe) who were knocking on my door.

goodness knows how the dream would have developed if i was not woken by tammy who had to go to a birthday party by 10:30 (phhhhhhh).

i suffered the "hours" bite out of my sleep cycle, and now it is 2:40 am, i am winding up all my reels and preparing to go to bed again

tomorrow is another day.

Last night I dreamed that I was leader of a cult of former aspies who cured ourselves by using psychedelic drugs, and then we all went on to become wealthy and powerful members of society in the US and Europe, I guess maybe it was more of a secret society than a cult now that I think about it. It's a recurring dream.

I dreamt I crashed my car. I still have the guilt feeling of it.

This is one of those dreams that begin towards the end and work its way to the beginning. I had a dream that I was in a small village with many mobile homes. For some reason I was outside and went to ask a neighbor for 1/4 cup of milk (making mac-n-cheese). I looked in her trailer door only to find her and her husband dead and covered in blood. Something told me to get away from the house. I was running, looking in other trailers, only to be greeted with a similar scene. I looked behind me as I ran back to my place and saw shambling masses of tattered red something. As they drew in closer, I came to the stark realization that "something" was flesh, covered in blood and hanging off the bodies. I finally make my way back to my mobile home (evidently I live in one in the dream -- and it's that seafoam green with white trim), cover the windows and lock the door. Somehow or another, the dream pans out to an image of a little girl in a tattered white dress with long, flowing black hair peaking out of a black pointed hood, standing on a hilltop overlooking another village. She has a rusted metal, cylindrical bird cage with a fat, bright yellow canary in it and a black cat next to her right leg. The dream then shows what happened in the first village (the one I was residing in). Evidently, this girl and her cat intentionally spread some type of viral hemorrhagic disease (which also included skin and muscle turning to a semi-liquid and falling off the body as a symptom) that killed everyone except myself (to my knowledge) and she was moving on to another village. It also becomes clear her method of contamination. She would stroll around with her cat and bird, asking people if they wanted to pet her "nice kitty," sometimes asking people if they have seen her little black yorkie, which actually never existed. I still haven't figured out if she's an asymptomatic carrier who herself is immune to the virus and the same is true for the "pets" she totes around or if she is destined to meet the same gruesome fate.

Sex dream last night.

I don't want to go into detail about it, even though the person I was dreaming about is an exchange student from Scotland who is on the same volunteering shift as I am at the city's art museum. I do admit the exchange student is a bit hot, but she has a thick accent.

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i had a symbol in my dream last night that i've had so many times before. it was me .. being in a house .. deciding to gout in the back yard .. walking on the green lawn .. looking down at my feet .. seeing (once again) i was not wearing any shoes .. i was walking on the lawn wearing nothing but my socks on my feet.

to me it suggests that i am a little ahead of myself .. trying to pretend i'm more high functioning than i actually am ..

I dreamt I was a Samurai working in a Café, using my katana to slice bread and toast.

Weirder than normal, as some of my other dreams are weird.