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09 May 2013, 7:32 pm

My nose does not itch.


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09 May 2013, 7:40 pm

It is scientific fact that people of polytheistic religions are 46 times more likely to buy a deformed pet flying squirrel wearing pancakes on its legs.



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09 May 2013, 8:49 pm

I don't need to go on a diet.



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10 May 2013, 2:51 am

I didn't lose all of my creativity at the mention of squirrels.



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10 May 2013, 6:02 am

It is a secret fashion trend to sprinkle some iodized salt on watermelon.



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10 May 2013, 10:29 am

Next year, every float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade will be of me!



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10 May 2013, 11:33 am

I don't have a dog.



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10 May 2013, 11:52 am

Neither do I, and she is not 'helping' me do laundry right now.

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10 May 2013, 11:56 am

I still have a dog.


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10 May 2013, 12:30 pm

I hate chocolate chip cookies.



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10 May 2013, 1:14 pm

I’ve seen black ink raining.



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10 May 2013, 1:14 pm

I don't have a bad phobia of tomatoes and my dad is actually... my mum in disguise also my dog has the brain of a dog.



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10 May 2013, 2:50 pm

You should always use a small font size for the sake of hygiene.



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10 May 2013, 4:12 pm

My dog did not just go out in the rain and get soaked. 8O



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10 May 2013, 5:40 pm

My dog is actually a cat.


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10 May 2013, 6:39 pm

"Wheel Of Fortune" is my favorite game show.