when i was a kid i thought...

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I thought my little sister was a temporary thing

that when I had my music playing I was someone special and others might see that too.

Oops, there are five female cats and four males.

When I was a kid I thought the only number lower than zero was "blast off" because on Playschool they would count down the rocket clock...

Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Six
Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Zero
Blast Off!

This isn't something I thought, but something I said. When they were doing my kindergarten screening they asked me what shoes were for. BIG mistake, I was wearing shoes, the person asking the questions was too, the use of the shoes was obvious, so I figured they must have been looking for an alternative purpose for shoes, so I replied, "They are for throwing at cats."

When my grandparents told me about it I didn't remember, but it sure sounds like something I would say.

"point to the light"

i had the philosophy "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

When I was a kid I thought Toys R Us was Heaven, and that you would actually go there when you died.

when i was young i got mayonnaise and meningitis mixed up

I thought the Grand Prix was pronounced 'grand pricks'

When I was a kid, I became aware at an early age I was very different from other kids. It made me feel inferior most of my life, except in academics. I did well in school, but was not very social or athletic.

When I was a kid, I thought there was a dog on the other side of my front room wall, and if I didn't talk to it enough, it would starve to death.

I also had a fear of windows. Because I was scared people would shoot through the windows and kill everyone. If you can be seen through the window, you could be shot.

I thought Chipmunks where called "Chick-ups"

That people on the Internet didn't really exist. (Like everyone was pre-programmed. XD)

That 15 Minutes was a REALLY long time.

Talking of dogs, when I was a kid I was convinced for a few months that there was a monster under my bed as Id wake up and hear heavy breathing, I was to scared to tell my folks cos I didnt want to sound like a baby. I found out eventually that my mum was letting our dog into my room on a night when id fallen asleep and it was him under the bed all along.