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02 May 2007, 11:16 am

I would kill you

does God exist?


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02 May 2007, 11:49 am

As far as I'm concerned, he does.

How many centuries have you been around for?



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02 May 2007, 12:23 pm

exactly 0.26 centuries on friday



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02 May 2007, 12:31 pm

Only if you like want assesment risks!

How do clows taste?



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02 May 2007, 12:37 pm

I don't know. I've never tasted one. :lol:

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02 May 2007, 11:49 pm

I'd go to the pub witcha CR, iffin they got veggie samiches.

Do you like veggie samiches?


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03 May 2007, 1:39 am

Yes it's my favourite pet.

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03 May 2007, 3:55 am

Zombie doors are always chasing me.


If I knock on a zombie door, how long will it take to open?


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03 May 2007, 5:01 am

KHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAN!! !!


KHHHHHAAAAN, KHAAAAAAN!! !! How many of those does it take to screw in a lightbulb/.



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03 May 2007, 6:27 am

Usually four.

What do you have against a jolly, kind-hearted rebel, like me?



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03 May 2007, 9:12 am

Nothing! I'd probably like you if I knew you better, in part because you're a jolly, kind-hearted rebel.

Why is there a pyramid on the dollar bill, with a free-floating top that has an eye in it?


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03 May 2007, 10:56 am

cos the eye will hurt a lot if it rests on the tip of the pyramid

how did bill gates come up w microsoft windows??



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03 May 2007, 12:47 pm

He has a temper and had got sick of breaking all these big windows and hurting himself in the process, so he decided to come up with a Micro Soft version that would be nice and small but not hurt you when they break?


Why do charities keep sending me mail with a penny in telling me that, that the penny in this envelope could save a persons life instead of keeping those pennies and using them to save peoples lives?


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03 May 2007, 2:32 pm

Because logic took a holiday when they were sealing up the envelopes.

Where did logic take a holiday to?


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03 May 2007, 2:36 pm

To Majorca, because everybody does, and logic is a very mainstream thing.

Why can't I be a rock star?



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03 May 2007, 2:40 pm

Because you are not real big.

Why cannot I be a small rock star?


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