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Furries will be granted freedom of thought, women will stop faking orgasms and men will stop faking entire relationships

and I will return the AMC pacer to production, new and improved

The elect will drive goggomobils, the lesser trabants, whilst I will have a Dodge Charger as befits my superior enlightenment. What colour should we paint Air Force One?

it should be painted a stealth color so as to be undetectable in flight. photochromic paint would be the best.

I have changed my mind (majestic though in ruin), I want a Goggomobil Dart and a uniform like a South American tug boat captain
http://www.carlustblog.com/2011/10/goggomobil-dart.html

keeping with the philosophy of this thread- I don't wish I could drive one of those things

Yes my master, too much subtlety will spoil our great purpose - I'd hate one of those myself

I'd rather drive a clapped-out Yugo or a pogo stick

the former audio for the wiki article on "bhutanese passport" is completely regular and not hilarious, or autotuned at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

(although, yeah, i guess it's hard to speak both dzongkha and english well, and that guy probably knows a bunch of other languages...)

it does not remind me of edna mode.

Seeking a nasty/selfish/irresponsible/unreliable man/woman for a relationship. If you have those qualities and are interested, please call me on 000 (in Australia only).

I am not up way too late.

I have figured out how to make the Philosopher's Stone and will mail it to anyone who gives me bitcoins.

I'll be very surprised if people here from where I live could mistook me for a fey or a shape-shifting monster if I don't act NT enough for them.

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I would like to meet a woman who hands me sexual favours, then starts doing so only on public holidays then gradually starves me of affection to the point of character assassination, preferably in a forensic manner. The centuries old emotional battle between the genders really floats my boat like that.

The coming age of (insert term here) will be every bit as fantastic as the ancient golden age of (insert term here), once the period of social upheaval, climate chaos, showers of frogs speaking in fire tongues and apocalypseism is over. In the meantime people who are (insert term here) should get all the well paid jobs, and tell the unpopular how to live.

i am not a bit surprised that Herschel, the username, wasn't taken already.