Terrible Mother's Day gifts

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10 May 2007, 1:07 am

An arc welder.

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10 May 2007, 1:41 am

A sack of rotting fishies.

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10 May 2007, 3:11 am

Shaving Cream
(potentially) A subscription to Weight Watchers
Home Pregnancy Test Kit
All four series of American Chopper on DVD
Gift Vouchers for any fast food outlet

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10 May 2007, 4:02 am

Kbabz! Hi, long time no see!

my picks:

weights :oops:
weight watchers food

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10 May 2007, 5:46 am

If this were in the adult forum I'd have many horrible mother's day gifts to list.

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10 May 2007, 9:32 am

A book on the basics of cooking.

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10 May 2007, 9:40 am

The ugly card I'm making my mom in Art.

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10 May 2007, 9:41 am

I got my mum a pineapple once. I now realise that was not the best idea. I got her something better this year.

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10 May 2007, 9:45 am

One time when I was a kid and desperate to find a gift for my mom, I went outside in the morning on Mother's Day and found a heart-shaped rock. I painted it green, and that was her gift!

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10 May 2007, 12:03 pm

Nothing... and forgetting the card to go with it.

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10 May 2007, 12:04 pm

A ticket to clean the garage all day.

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10 May 2007, 12:18 pm

The fact that I'm a smelly, overweight rebel with a Cockney accent. :lol:

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10 May 2007, 1:32 pm

A Baseball bat.

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10 May 2007, 1:34 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

The fact that I'm a smelly, overweight rebel with a Cockney accent. :lol:

you shouldn't say bad things about yourself
I'm stringly, have long hair and bad teeth but my mom loves me lots

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10 May 2007, 4:37 pm

toupee

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10 May 2007, 6:22 pm

pushup bra

when the heck is mama's day, now? this thread has got me scared now! lol

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